What do breasts feel like? Besides bags of sand.

They feel like how I imagine God in his light, cloudy mode would feel.

 

I don't know why people keep telling you to go to a stripclub, because you're never gonna touch anything there, unless you want your ass kicked.

As for my answer, I would say, the water balloon thing is about half right. If it were filled with a thick, warm jelly. and not rubber. haha They are soft, firm, nice! They really can't be defined to one who has never felt one before. Hopefully you'll find out soon. haha

 

i have a good time at the strip clubs... you gotta go to the right ones. and some girls give hands-on private dances...
you just need a little money and a little charm; but that's true with almost any girl, stripper or not!

 

I'm that chick that will tell you that breasts are connective tissues that just sit there. Fat tissue is determined by fat cells and shape is determined by biology, and so boobs in general do not all feel the same because they have different shapes, and alongside that they can be soft, firm, or hard. It would be the same if you felt a mans breasts actually because the only difference between women's breasts and men are how much fat is stored there. That's why men can grow boobs with hormones and no surgery. So find a close fat guy friend and give him a feel. (The magical feeling guys explain is just the attraction they feel when touching a women, it has nothing to do with what they would feel like if they felt them without the women there.) Cheers.

 

Take your hands and then put them on your own ass and grab it and now you know. Boobs are just more rounded or at least some are. Lol!

 

Not bags of sand. =\

 

Breasts are softer than butt cheeks. True story.

 

like a rainbow. A bacon rainbow wrapped around a giant field of ganja. With a beer waterfall flowing into a majestic river of goodness.

 

i wouldnt say they feel like bags of sand ... i also think ur full of it OP, we dont believe you.

 

We don't believe the OP?

Actually, I'm very open to believing he is a virgin with no experience with breasts.

Sounds about spot on.