What did you sing when you last skipped rope ?

I was up last night and was watching a film noir entitled THE NAKED CITY. One of the policemen in the movie had the window open and was watching some girls as they were jumping rope.


"Mother, Mother, I am ill
"Call for the doctor over the hill.
"In came the doctor,
"In came the nurse,
"In came the lady with the alligator purse.
"'Measles,' said the doctor.
"'Mumps,' said the nurse.
"'Nothing,' said the lady with the alligator purse.
"Out goes the doctor, out goes the nurse,
"Out goes the lady with the alligator purse.

It was silly, but consider the source

 

Tarzan swing
Tarzan fall
Tarzan bust a tittie ball
What color was the blood?

 

one, two freddies coming for you

three, four better lock your doors

five, six grab you crucifix

seven, eight gonna stay up late


nine, ten never sleep again..

 

cinderella
dressed in yellow
went up stairs to kiss a fellow
made a mistake kissed a snake
how many doctors does it take
1,2,3,etc (until the person messes up)

yeeeah! I dont think I sang that the last time i jumped roped.. but it's what we sang in 1st grade during recess

 

I haven't jumped rope in the longest time... What's that Miss Mary rhyme? Miss Mary had a boyfriend, something. I don't remember.

 

listen lincoln (how the hell do you spell that) i bin' thinkin'
what the hell have you been drinkin'
is it water,
is it wine,
oh my god it's turpentine.
how many bottles did he drink... 1 2 3 (etc)

 

1,2,3
here goes me
here i come
1,2,3

 

I actually happened to be jumping some robe today, which i have'nt done(prior to today) in years. I was'nt singing anything, sorry.