what did you get for christmas

rejection

same thing i get every year

 

i remember a cyanide and happiness joke who went like this

'so man what did you get for christmas?'
'blowjobs'
'ha your wife must be amazing!'
'what? no? she just gave me some socks'


...cant find it anywhere though =/

 

I got some flip-flops, a few cute shirts, a cute skirt and some fluffy socks!
But the best thing i got was to watch my baby brother.

 

I got a guitar amp and this crystal head vodka thing. It's like a glass jar in the shape of a skull with vodka in it. It's pretty badass. And I bought myself a solid state hard drive.

 

I got $100 in checks and a $25 giftcard for the record store.

 

a buncha K-cups for my keurig, a beatles monopoly set, lots of pretty vintage clothes, a few painting canvases and brushes, best coast vinyl, and some makeup & Kate Moss perfume.

:daisy:

 

This isn't the first time my family hasn't opened gifts on christmas day

 

some weed form the guy im working for. with some extra money as a present

 

4 headaches,3 backaches,2 credit card bills and a bad case of heartbreak

 

a couple of sweaters, a violin, the entire harry potter book set, a gift card, socks lol

 

This :love::sunny:

 

Beer, but they made me buy some as well