What did ya last do OUTSIDE naked?

Yeah that makes more sense than what I said

 

tanning.

 

Did that help cool you off?

 

Not a damn thing, don't have the guts

 

Sex wit my wife an the 56th floor balcony of the Cosmopolitan Hotel in Las Vegas Nevada.

 

First thing I do in a new hotel is work out where I'm smoking weed and then, I gotta make sure I have sex in that room.

 

i usually start by checking in, but if you get all that done in the lobby i'm impressed.

 

There's a hotel in Innsbruck I've been to where on the top of the roof are all these little spas. It's like swinging convention at night. That was pretty cool actually. I didn't know it was like that but we were up in a spa one night and just talking away and we noticed everyone else in a spa was making out and getting heated.

I really find it a necessity to have sex in a hotel room. For this reason I rarely book the same hotel twice if I don't have to. I wouldn't say it turns me on as such, but there's some psychological thing I have with sex in new places.

 

Last thing was yesterday morning. I put the flags out along the road on all our fence posts and last night i walked along and pulled them down

 

Whatever I was last doing in the garden. I never garden in clothes unless the temperature demands it, because why would I want more dirty clothes to wash

 

But all the ticks .....

 

First thing I do is unpack...everything. Even if it's just one night. I can't stand living out of a bag.

 

Apologies to Brad Paisley...

"Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I'd like to check you for ticks"

 

Yoga first thing this morning, a short 20 minute jog, then spent most of the rest of the morning sunbathing.

 

I have never acquired a tick in my garden...

 

You're more likely to get undiscovered ticks wearing clothes than naked, anyway.

 

Filled my bird feeders and did some relaxing in the sun

 

Mowed down about five acres on the tractor

 

water my tomatos and chillis

 

I fired a howitzer in nothing but my underwear once. We got a fire mission in the middle of the night and we didn't have time to get dressed, just threw on some boots.