What crazy things you've done while drunk?

I gave a speech in class totally intoxicated. In the PowerPoint presentation I was at one point going backwards with the slides. Group members had to help guide me and somehow I finished the presentation. This was just last week.

Embarrassing. I have a final in that class in a couple of days and I wonder if people will have figured out I was drunk.

 

i hate people that act stupid when there drunk. Most i do is fall over. One time i pissed myself.

 

Oh wait... one time i shot myself in the foot with a pellet gun. Fell out a window onto my back. I was drunk and drugged. Anyways i went to the hospital and got mad morphine for being listed as a gun shot victim. Then the anestatics were nice too. By far the highest ive ever been. The next day i wake up and my back hurts worse than anything from falling out the window

 

I normally don't do anything too out there when I drink. Yesterday, I had had a few and on the way home, I seen a few old friends of mine that had avoided me for a while so I chased them, flashing my high beams and beeping the horn and stuff.

 

Hmm, I don't have any funny stories about bodily fluids. Or crimes. Usually when I get totally senseless drunk, I do "good deeds". Like once I patched up a pot-hole in the middle of the street. And once I took blankets to homeless people. Yeah, I'm a real angel when I'm drunk... It's when I'm sober that I'm an asshole.

 

l walked into the wall because l thought the doorway was there..