The metaphors in this thread are making me lol like a 13 year old the first time they get stoned. And I hear you bro, trust me I wouldnt be swimming laps in jsut any river. Maybe a backstroke or two but not some full on freestyle/breaststroke in that shit. But in seriousness if its someone Im really fuckin crazy about and really care about, what the hell.
ill try to stop the chain of period panties replies, and say that i am wearing some light and dark blue striped boxers that are my husbands.
I just bought my first pair of white undies in years.......and I have to say they're kinda hot. :tongue: Usually my undies are black, pink or tan.
hahaha the white pair I had years ago were not that innocent. On the front it said I want a wiener...on the back it had the Oscar Mayer logo.
One thing I will say, there are only three colours of underwear a woman should wear if she has any intention of getting laid. White(the virgin look) Black(downright sexy) Red(the strumpet look) All other colours should be outlawed.
Pink with neon green trim. .....most of my underwear look like children's underwear. I suppose my panties are a Pedophile's wet dream...