If you were looking to spend a week/weekend comfortably working on your overall tan and didn't want to go the beach, couldn't be in your backyard and didn't have the money for a resort, what would be the very least that you would look for in where you would go to say, "That was fun. Let's do it again sometime."
Camp Cook, That’s a great question, but you have eliminated most answers with no backyard, no beach or no resort. Even a nude campground will cost you travel time and money. However, I would elect to do some nude camping. Which BTW, We hope to do next weekend. Texas is heating up.
I would find some wooded area and go for a nude hike. I then would find a clearing in the woods and work on my all over tan.
Jack, I eliminated everything but camping specifically. I'm looking for what people would need (just barely.) Just a place to camp, maybe a pond or a pool, a grill, cooler, etc. What amenities are a must and what can you do without? Plenty of sun tan lotion...
I've been a minimalist most of my life, mainly by necessity as I've always lived within lower income brackets. That being said, it doesn't take much for me to be content. In fact, I've found that the less I have, the happier I am, which is probably why nudism appeals to me so. Just give me a towel, suntan lotion, a bottle of water, and a patch of grass in the sun, and I'm good. Maybe my cap to keep the sun out of my eyes.
But, that's only momentary. A few hours perhaps. What about a few days or a week? What about food? Water? Do you make a poop hoop? Rent one? What do you need to satisfy 'x' number of people? It's more complex than you think.
A book of verses underneath the bough, A jug of wine, a loaf of bread—and thou Beside me singing in the wilderness— Ah, wilderness were paradise enow!