What can I use as a homemade dildo?

Nobody knows but I have a fascination for anal masturbation but I am tired of using my fingers and I want to use something that I do not have to compare in a toy store since it is a secret.

 

I would imagine the right size cucumber! They are disposable LOL

 

Almost everything I use is various sizes and shapes of bottles. Label comes off and a good scrubbing with antibacterial soap. Fill with very warm water and enjoy. My eyes are scouting for something different in every single store I walk through lol.

 

Carrot

 

Yeah, u can pick yr size, curve n thickness ...then use for a salad after peeling.

Simon

 

Initially, a few exciting encounters with doctors' fingers led me to try the thinnest veggies I could find. Later, I read about ER visits to remove fractured carrots, so now I've got to cast my vote for small dildos or other small toys.

Of course, bigger carrots might be safer and also more fun for many.

 

I've used carrots and cucumbers many years ago but just broke down and bought the toys and my collection is quite vast today.

 

Go on Amazon. You can get them for next to nothing.

 

Today I ordered a medium slink from square peg toys. Can't wait to try it when it gets here. I'm hoping that the shape will allow me to finally get past the 20 year brick wall of 6-7" maximum depth.

 

Order yourself real, proper anal toys from a good sex shop. Don't fuck around using household objects. Thank me later. It's not worth risking.

 

I once used a carrot. With vegetable oil as lube.

 

I've tried that, small ones. I've always wanted to try a hot dog for it's smoothness and right size.

 

I'd like to be in the ER when you explain to doctors how it got there.

 

You could buy a stick of pepperoni. It's thick and hard. Throw a condom on it and have fun. And, if you get hungry afterwards you can have a snack.

 

Bananas. Buy them fairly green and you can pick the size you want. Put a condom on and enjoy.

 

Couple weeks ago I tried something new. Just happened to see a big lemon that really stood out from the rest in size. I grabbed that, an orange, and two different size apples. I scrubbed everything with hot water and antibacterial soap (like I do with everything I use). I played with my normal toys first, just to loosen up and get relaxed. The apples were very smooth, but had zero give to them. The smaller one took some time and relaxation, but being so smooth, it pops in like it was shot out of a cannon lol. I've never jerked like that in the 35 years I've played!! Needless to say, No big apple getting tried and both got tossed out. Oranges were simply too soft and wanted to split. But that big lemon was perfect. An elongated shape made it comfortable going in. And the broken up, yet still smooth texture allowed it to slide in, not POP in. Was very filling and worked my prostate well as I performed Kegels for a few minutes. All in all, apples NO, oranges NO, a nice size and shaped lemon, I may do it again in the future. And I do love the Slink I bought, it slithers around those corners that nothing else has ever been able to go through. Quite the different feeling, butt I love it.

 

Washcloths or paper towels can be rolled up and wrapped with a condom. Size according to taste. When you are done, disassemble and toss the rubber, no compromising evidence.

 

I would think a Hot dog would stay together unless you get rough.

It's meat, it's flexible and firm.Kabana, Cabanossi are stuff, firm and some give in them if you need thinner.

I'm very tempted to get a hot dog to try, I think it might be the closest feel to a cock if it's Dody temp and it's disposable.

 

Riesling bottle. Filled with hot water, it will be very warm and quite firm, not unlike a real cock, and the more you take the thicker it will get.

 

I find a nice beef sausage is nice, just the right size