What can Brown do for you?

UPS delivers, but not always to the right address, a Denton man discovered Monday when he found a lot of green inside a package dropped on his porch by the men in brown.




The man took the package to Denton police later that night, police spokesman Officer Ryan Grelle said. It contained a 30-pound brick of compressed marijuana with a street value of $10,500.





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Damn, i hope they send one of them too me in a mix-up.

 

i wouldnt be surprised if it use to be a 40 or 50 pound brick :sifone:

 

that would be the best day of my life, and i truly do not even know what could happen to me after that, that would make me have a new best day of my life.

 

Daaamn

 

hahaha.. i thought this thread was about some H

 

like mitch hedberg once said "Mailmen are the biggest drug dealers and they don't even know it"

i bet that weed was bunk, though.

 

30lbs + street value of $10k = brown ass dirt weed.. thats like just over $300/lb

 

exactly... honestly i wouldn't know what to do with all that schwag, maybe cook with it or something...

 

Use it as a fireplace log?

 

haha. "Brown" weed.

 

"What can Brown do for you" is the business motto for UPS. UPS was the delivery company.

 

Seriously? I would just take that shit. Shit weed or not, you've got a ton of it, so your getting stoned.

Why take it to the police? So they can smoke it?

 

now there's an idea...

 

i dont think they make enough advil for the burn out after smoking 30lbs of dirt

 

i hate smoking shmiddies(or shcwag i just call it shmiddies) im high for tops an hour no matter how much i smoke and then burnt out as shit for like 8 hours. its like fucking a chinesse person, 30 minutes later you are horny, when you smoke shmiddies 30 inutes later you are sober

 

he probably gave it to police because it was so beat

 

i wouldve kept that shit

 

fuck 30 lbs of schwag, i would kidnap that bitch