What can Brown do for you?

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by KevinH, Jan 16, 2009.

  1. KevinH

    KevinH Just Floating Here

    UPS delivers, but not always to the right address, a Denton man discovered Monday when he found a lot of green inside a package dropped on his porch by the men in brown.

    The man took the package to Denton police later that night, police spokesman Officer Ryan Grelle said. It contained a 30-pound brick of compressed marijuana with a street value of $10,500.

  2. FrIKaZoID

    FrIKaZoID Member

    Damn, i hope they send one of them too me in a mix-up. :D
  3. st. stephen

    st. stephen Senior Member

    i wouldnt be surprised if it use to be a 40 or 50 pound brick :sifone:
  4. tothedome1

    tothedome1 Member

    that would be the best day of my life, and i truly do not even know what could happen to me after that, that would make me have a new best day of my life.
  5. †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg

    †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg Eminent Herbalist

  6. hahaha.. i thought this thread was about some H
  7. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

    like mitch hedberg once said "Mailmen are the biggest drug dealers and they don't even know it"

    i bet that weed was bunk, though.
  8. 30lbs + street value of $10k = brown ass dirt weed.. thats like just over $300/lb
  9. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

    exactly... honestly i wouldn't know what to do with all that schwag, maybe cook with it or something...
  10. †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg

    †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg Eminent Herbalist

    Use it as a fireplace log?
  11. Popularity

    Popularity Senior Member

    haha. "Brown" weed.:rolleyes:
  12. KevinH

    KevinH Just Floating Here

    "What can Brown do for you" is the business motto for UPS. UPS was the delivery company.
  13. Seriously? I would just take that shit. Shit weed or not, you've got a ton of it, so your getting stoned.

    Why take it to the police? So they can smoke it?
  14. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

    now there's an idea...
  15. i dont think they make enough advil for the burn out after smoking 30lbs of dirt
  16. comfortably_numb9

    comfortably_numb9 an asshole

    i hate smoking shmiddies(or shcwag i just call it shmiddies) im high for tops an hour no matter how much i smoke and then burnt out as shit for like 8 hours. its like fucking a chinesse person, 30 minutes later you are horny, when you smoke shmiddies 30 inutes later you are sober
  17. lifer02

    lifer02 Stoned Ape

    he probably gave it to police because it was so beat
  18. DroneLore

    DroneLore h8rs gon h8, I stay based

    i wouldve kept that shit
  19. †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg

    †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg Eminent Herbalist

  20. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

    fuck 30 lbs of schwag, i would kidnap that bitch :p

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