What are your pet hates?

Slow walkers.

People who are texting and then suddenly stop walking and you bump into them

People who eat loudly.

People who listen to music on buses and trains without headphones.

Queue jumpers.

Men who push past me to get a seat on the train.

Text speak.

Guys who jeans are pretty much down to their ankles just to show off their pants.

School children, mostly teenagers who, when with friends, think they are the greatest when they wouldnt say boo to a goose otherwise.

 

Redundant speech of any sort--when people say, for example "3 am in the morning." Shudder.

 

why my cats kick me in the forehead for cuddling them.

 

People who hate anything I am guilty of doing.

 

Lmao right? I think that secretly every straight guy wants to prove he can turn a lesbian with his sexual prowess. But all I get are weirdos asking what my favorite position is and other weird intrusive questions. I get so pissed because they seriously act like they're just trying to understand lesbians and open their minds or some shit, but they really just want jerk off material.

I get creeps like that all the time. I wish people would find better ways to waste their time without wasting mine. I used to tell them off but now I just ignore all my messages unless it's about a specific non sex related post. Because every time someone messages me "hey" and I humor them, it goes down the same road as all of them.

 

There's got to be something though that you smile at least internally when you know you're annoying someone?

For Instance, my uncle is a real perfectionist, so when it comes to maintenence on the farm property, it all has to be perfect so nobody has to do them for another 60 years etc.

So when I go to lay a fence line or a post, I'll intentionally the first go, pull the wire on an angle so it isn't square or have a post on angle, just because I know he's going to say something about it, it's like an internal joke to me.

I have several instances like this. Plus I know how it is to get easy frustrated with something and people, so I can only assume at least a % of people also get annoyed and frustrated at the same things I do, so when I'm walking beside my wife and we aren't as fast as mister Hi-vis singlet top with a drill wants to be, and I know we are in his way, I enjoy it.

 

I wasn't getting PMs much if any for a long while but ever since I put a picture in the pictures of yourself, I've had quite a few. I also didn't realise that certain sub forums weren't being shown on the main title screen, so I had not posted in the sex forums for months and then as soon as I do, BAM. I mean I tag a long for a few PM's but then it just gets stupid. And when you tell them you're a lesbian it's like they don't even read it lol.

 

People who walk right in my path when they see me running towards them. Then they get mad when i rudely tell them to move while zooming pass them.

 

Oh a lesbian? So do you have double ended cock then? And the moment they even mention my woman that's it lol. I can fuck ass around just me but don't be bringing her into this cesspool.

 

The word lesbian just adds more fuel to the troll flame. But honestly it's not much different than when I tried online dating back when I was dating men. You can always tell the guy who is so desperate he doesn't care what you say. I've told a guy that I have herpes (I don't) and he was so down to go out anyway without even reacting to it. You could be an alien and they'll still be like "Oh cool, what are you doing later?"

 

oh baby you from Mars, let's go make some milky way

 

Lmao I've had that happen too! Literally on a game of Words with Friends this guy started hitting on me and I told him I was gay and he just kept right on asking me questions like a police interrogation and didn't even notice. Then I'm like okay that didn't work, I'll tell him I have a girlfriend. And then he continues and asks me what she looks like and shit...I got so angry I started being really nasty to him but he kept on going. If I told him I'd fuck him but only if I can murder him after, he'd have been like "Sure baby".

 

Don't keep me in suspense, who won the game?

Yeah those games of you link to Facebook they take your name and photo lol so people know who you are straight away.

 

I was kicking his ass but it stopped being fun when he was asking me questions about my girlfriend so I blocked him. I prefer the people who just play the game and don't try to be best friends, unless I already know the person.

 

I play "8 Ball pool" and it's always middle eastern names or Asian names. It's not very realistic lol. I don't play it anymore.

I don't mind chess though.

 

I like chess too but no one I know knows how to play lol I thought about getting Chess with Friends but then I'd have to play with all strangers. At least with Words, I have ten games continuously going with my mom because I got her into it, and she doesn't like the idea of playing with strangers so she plays with just me lol

 

Oh chess with friends is annoying because you can't just play a game of chess as most people make a move and then you have to wait hours or days for the next, so you never get a rhythm.

 

Yeah that's true. I do miss the days when people actually played physical board games. I just saw they have Monopoly on Google Play store and I'm just thinking...how the hell would that work?

 

Hitler memes. I don't think they're funny.

 

I hate the hatred. Does the world and nobody any good. Keep it away from me.