What are your names?

Well, I dont know you but you seem to be pretty happy and content.

My name could actually be translated as lamb. Its a croatian name.

 

really? lamb is not bad.. it's cute

I guess I am content but not happy.. I have all sorts of problems I just try and not let them affect me much.. and I try and not let it show..

 

My name is Gordon. alot of people call me gordo. haha

 

i'm not going to read through all these pages, but im flattered to be mentioned in the original post! i feel famous. : D

anyway, my name is emily. its under my username as m L e...my poor attempt at being clever.

 

Emily, I'll save you the trouble. Around page 5 or so, I told everyone my name was Anthony. Thought I'd let you know so you know who to send the hot sauce to.

 

Tiago

 

charles (exotic I know)

 

Okay... I'll come clean.

My name is...
*checks driver's license*
... Connecticut.

 

justin, but i hate it, severely

 

You're justin time !

I'll bring my tampons justin case aunt flow shows up.

Hold my beer so I can start A justin my trouser snake.

I was justin that bank, I can't believe it got robbed.

I caught my sister cheating on me justin time to fuck her sister.

C'mon dude !!
Justin is a good name!!

What can you do with Scott????

Besides put it on a batch of toilet paper/

I would sport the name Justin !

Like....

Hey baby, ,, you're justin time to help me out of these britches...

I was A justin my checkbook when I remembered you still owe me a blow job.

anyway....

Don't sweat that name .

 

My name is Matt

 

lol, its funny that you say that.

the story goes that i was named "justin case i was a boy"

my name was supposed to be michael, but my moms friend had a kid a few weeks earlier and name it michael, so my cool name was STOLEN!!!!

and id rather be scott

 

Well I'd rather be Justin !

At least I wouldn't be named after my favorite toilet paper.

Justin is like Sharon.... there is all kinds of good phrases you can apply to that one.

 

Hey Matt,, can I wipe my feet on you?

 

i wouldn't mind being justin time for everything either.

themnax, the more real me then what my parents named me when i was born.

fingol o garanglass

dreamtoucher/nedtimamim

zymphrumple op cargh (the large green furred cat)

all just me.

mka (mundanely known as) john teall, but i have issues with the sources of both names, who and what and why, the guy john was they named me after, and the more notorious teall of the western hemisphere who is my direct ancestor on my father's side.

then there was the mad proffessor they called me at bed spring acres, i guess closest thing to having a real nick, i've ever had, other then complete silliness like tealee wheelie, and such.

i think there was even someplace where someone called me put put.
never could figgure that one out. unless it looked like i was driving a go cart when i was sleep walking one time or something.

wow, i'd forgotten all about that one untill just right now.

=^^=
.../\...

 

Ouch

 

The name is Josh, or Joshua James. I can't stand being called Joshua without the James, so don't do it because I won't answer.

I know TONS of Josh's, so a lot of my friends call me by my last name......Pretzer. Or Pretz for short.

I use James sometimes as my alias when I'm out of town, or at parties and such.


But you can call me McLovin lol

 

Wow, are you actually in Connecticut, or was that a bad joke. I am originally from CT., just east of Hartford.

 

If I told you my name I would have to change my user name from "Unknown American" to "Known American".

That would kind of defeat the purpose of my user name.