i must have changed my name without knowing it. I've been getting called dude, and nothing else a lot more lately...
I dont like giving my name out. Unfortunate incident when i was in school. Only the British people will understand.Its because I met a celebrity stalker. Bruce Forsyth the TV presenter followed me home from school and sneaked into my house. I was in the shower and he pulled the curtain back and got his dick out. I said "Oi Forsyth why are in my bathroom trying to pee all over me in the shower" Then he stuck his chin out and said "Well my love.Nice to pee you , to pee you , NICE" ( anyone not British , please ignore me