what are you wishing for right now??

I wish for a boyfriend with an actual sex drive, right this moment.

 

hi, i'm brian. nice to meet you.

 

haaa.

that's actually my boyfriend's name too.

 

that will make for an easy transition

 

ahaha, thanks for the support nesta

 

It's really quite a predicament.

He just left my house angry and calling me selfish...

Apparently I'm just weird for wanting sex more than once or twice a week.

WOOO. :biggrin:

 

i see no predicament here. your boyfriend is gay and needs time to come to terms with this realization. you need to have sex. i need to have sex. everything comes together quite well as far as i can see.

 

you know mæg, I was thinking about this today, I CANNOT imagine you as a sexual creature.

you could talk about sex constantly 24/7, but, it's weird, you're one of my YH buddies, and, I mean, you, rox, kryz, meli, not a one of you, can I imagine, in any kind of sexual context.

it's like you're guy friends.

 

hahahaaaaa

yeah, think again, davie. :biggrin:

(good)sex, witticism, fine literature/food and sleep are the only things that make life worth living. :biggrin:

i get what you mean... but personally, i probably wouldn't talk about it so much if i wasn't so frustrated lately though...

 

find a pretty boy your own age, drug him, and rape him a few times tied up in the woodshed, solves your problem, and he'll be too humiliated by being raped by a girl that you'll never get reported

pff, do I have to think of EVERY evil plot?

 

well... i already have a pretty boy who is (roughly) my own age...

and at this point... goddamn, it already seems like i'm raping him.

considering you can't rape the willing, and all...

 

I hear mescaline does good things for a guys sex drive, but I don't have enough information on the subject ot be sure

I suspect SOMEONE in RT can confirm or deny.

 

apparently i'm not pretty :toetap05:



:leaving:

 

sorry, it's the mongoloidism.

 

lmao :biggrin:

i think bryan needs a therapist, not mescaline.

 

it's ok, i'll sleep with a mongoloid.

 

or you could find another boyfriend with more compatible sexual drive.

therapy takes for fucking ever.

and you can only buy so many batteries before SOMEONE starts asking questions.

and even for this banter, you're still just mæg... weird. guyfriend with boobs...

 

no, not really. :biggrin:

You know... I could find another boyfriend, but it wouldn't seem fair/right...

His lack of sexdrive stems from some personal issues from childhood, etc...

 

personal issues from childhood suck, but since I've lost a girlfriend based on issues stemming from a whack childhood, I am obligated to say axe the limp noodle.

 

your witty slang-based sentences never cease to amaze me.

:biggrin: