What are you thinking about right this second?

heartburn....and sex...but the sex doesn't really count because that thought is there 24/7/365

 

i never woulda thought bbad was the sort to continually think about sex and now i feel akward.

 

now I an imagining awkward sex...with heartburn

 

worrying that bbad may be the sort to set a heart on fire and fuck it.

 

wondering how I could get my hands on a real heart

 

*don't think about the butchers, don't think about the butchers*

 

now I'm thinking lungs would actually be more exciting to sex up...with all their passageways and such

 

thinking about bbad's bloody sex with body parts

 

esophagus. *shuddders*

 

now Im thinking about a tracheotomy hole would be the quickest way into a lung :leaving:

 

thinking of watching anaconda for some trach-action.

 

my chin is getting that ticklish feeling i get before i throw up after drinking too much.

 

now Im thinking Oldsmobile Bravada

 

i had one of those. got roughly 8 miles to the gallon on the highway.

 

now Im thinking that is the funniest ticker subject that Ive seen

 

i'm thinking it made your moose laugh too.

 

Thinking I ate too much take-away. I honestly feel pretty sour, bleh.

 

hah when have i ever gotten an a+

im much more of a scrape by with minimal effort sort of person.

 

now Im thinking about Russian porn...but my brain is confused because ruski reminds me of Australia too

 

Im thinking I should probably do my makeup and hair and why am I so nauseous annnnnddd I tried on my bathing suit a little while ago...what a bad horrible awful idea....