What are you the best at?

Maybe it the whole, "only a (wo)man knows what another (wo)man likes" sort of thing.

 

No, because you're a gay guy who looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt and has a vagina. That's an unfair advantage to the rest of us who are just boring old chicks with vaginas.

 

Drinking and fighting , driving like a crackhead , and moderate-level criminality.
And after that Taoist sex( only with women tho)
And chess - preferably the same time as the drinking and fighting bit.

 

Oh that sucks.

See ? I cant even suck dick....I just suck.

 

I'm the best at humming, I hum when I pee, so I mastered the art of humming...

I also am pretty good at reading books outloud, I should be a professional audiobook recorder...

I'm also pretty good at karate moves...

 

I saw a chimp do karate once.

 

That was really me...

 

well I wasnt gonna make the accusation outright , in case you climbed into my house and started throwing death stars at me...

I was always more a fan of Gremlins , or CHuckie from Childs Play than intelligent hairy ape things - I tend to run out of bananas when Im on a date too soon.

 

Shroom, professional audiobook recorder is kindof an awesome job.

Piaf, we've already established that you're a tiger in bed because you act all demure. You'd probably kill Amanda and I both in this competition.

 

Haha, I only wish I was that badass to own death starts... But I do have some fists of furry, I got the kung-fu grip my friend...
People say I look like a gremlin, and they are right...Though, my teeth are not as sharp...They will be though, for that is my goal...

I seriously would love to do that, though people say I tend to sound like a robot when I read at times, but that's okay, I can practice and not sound so robotic...

 

Oh hell, I just realized that you said "should be" instead of "used to be". Oh well.

 

practice makes perfect piaf baby, and confidence is everything. and eye contact.

 

Eye contact and blow job ? Hmmm....

 

yes, eye contact....very crucial

 

Guys LOVE the eye contact! And you do that thing where you kindof smile to make it clear you're really enjoying giving this blowjob, only it's kindof hard to smile because...well, your mouth is full...but you can kinda do it anyway.

 

Come here Fitzy, let me demonstrate.

 

Hahaha..Okay, good to know.

 

and get really dirty and drool all over him. DO it!

 

Will do....

 

Totally. The messier the better. Like you're in a gonzo porn movie. Drool everywhere.

Last week just for the hell of it I put on slutty red lipstick (I never wear red lipstick because I look like a freakin' clown in it) and got that all over my face too.