What Are You/Have You Been Doing Today.?

I have hayfever in one eye!

why oh why?

 

From the various updates ive seen of you DV and from what i can tell, you do not need to lose any weight

 

Aw thanks jason

Today I discovered the arm of "yarn bombing". Chemi, lets start a revolution

 

Yeah DV, from what I can tell by you staying at my house for like 3 days you do not need to lose any weight. Although, if we both were able to get to our ideal weights we could sit in my garden in bikinis and lol at Pypes and Phil.

I had a dream about teh forums and Zillahhh last night. Long dream cut short, it was like we were at some kind of HF university and my insanely huge mansion doubled up as our dorm. She doing a photoshoot with her rebel of Lea Michele from Glee as a ballerina and she wanted to talk to me about my addiction to prescription drugs.

I was sharing a room with Liz and then some noob who represented Diton and/or the other n00bs that piss me off became our roomate. He was a prick so I started a fight with him. Then I realised it was my house so I kicked him out.


Today I recieved my spankie that I won from funnyordie.com it's the same as a snuggie but bigger, fleecier and has an opening above my vag for easy access.

 

Rofl claire xD Can we add hammocks to that bikini+lol goal? Funny dream is funny. Spankie?! That sounds interesting..

 

Yeah we can. The trees on both sides of the fence have grown really fast so hammocks will be viable. I tried to google spankie but all I could find was this

I also got a book from my uni friend, "the owl and the cragrat climbing rhymes and anthologiy of rock climbing poems." It was edited by our "favourite" lecturer who has questionable photos spread all over the internet. I want it signed by him.

 

YAY next time I visit I'm bringing some mofoin hammocks. HA those pants are silly. LAwls you should hunt him down with those pictures.

 

We had a facebook group but I can't find the pictures anymore they've mysteriously vanished

 

I have showered, eaten and done not much else. I really have to start getting on with more important things soon, but I promised myself a week of nothing.

 

I went to the vet, went for a walk through the woods, made lunch, got sad, decided to get away for a while.

 

sad about what, may I ask?

 

Because I'm rubbish.

 

*sighs*

an idiot maybe, but not rubbish

Chin up

 

Cheer up Gyppo. Everything has a way of working out.

 

Yeah, perhaps. I'm just being silly.

 

Yep! remember what we said: 'in times of hardship we will rise and Tanzen'

 

You're right. I should dance with verka and remember TANZEN.

 

That's the spirit! I think it's about time I got out of my pit and did wifey things around the house. Can't be arsed, but this laundry's not gonna wash itself. The Spar has no sandwiches either so I'm stuck for food. Most starving am I.

 

I've been posting on here. I'm thinking about buying a pint of whiskey and going home to play my guitar on my balcony with a nice drink.

 

I get to go to work in an hour to find out how badly they have cut the opening hours and how screwed i'm gonna get because of it.