What Are You a Snob About?

You should run for President.

I'd be part of your Presidential Harem.

In short, I'd have sex with you.

But only if you fed the fat to the starving.

I'd like a literal piece of Rosie's ass.

 

Sadly I can't run for president, being foreign and all.

I might take you up on that sex with Rosie's ripped piece of ass watching us.

Kinky.

 

eating fat people can't be healthy. you would be saving the starving people from starvation only to kill them with high cholesterol and heart attacks.

second hand junk food is just as unhealthy as first hand, only less flavorful.

 

But... they can cook with the blubber!

 

Not to mention that when the ice age comes again in 2012 or whatever, we'll have plenty o' fat to keep our skinny little asses warm.

I mean, that's what the eskimoes do, right? They use whale fat, we use whale fat...

 

We can use the fat to shelter us from the evil global warming monster, Gore's monstrous creation.

 

this is true...and i'm sure they could make good use of whichever organs aren't destroyed by cirrosis.

 

Wow Pavel. Smooth. Nobody ever offers me sex online.

Well, other then you.

 

I'll have sex with you too if you feed me fatties and judge people by their film choices alongside me.

I'm a cheap date.

 

i am really snobbish about music. My Itunes has all artist names album names and track numbers if i can help it. If Limewire has a song that has the artist mislabeled then i get really annoyed. I am always correcting my friends when they get artists confused or get lyrics wrong. I also try to do a lot of research on the histories of songs and such. I like my music a lot.

I also am a snob about grammar while people are speaking. I try to be correct when i type but it doesn't always happen. But when people use the wrong tense or wrong word when we are talking it just really irks me.

 

What we should do is gather up a bunch of fat people, and eat the ones who liked Alvin and The Chipmunks.

Then sex.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EkmnlmtNLo&feature=related

 

Lots. People that can't read, people that that can read and choose not to, people that can read and choose only to read shit lit, people who like TV, unathletic people, people who don't earn their own money, people who rail against education, people being educated who don't take advantage, people who can't drive, people who can't spell, people who don't know basic world history/geography, people who don't have any general knowledge of historical philosophy but consider themselves philosophers, guys who've never been in a fistfight, guys who've never worked a labour job, I can keep going and going and going.

 

YES!

YES YES YES YES YES!!!

Alvin and the Chipmunks.... the world was not ready for it.

I bet some of the fatun's ate those chipmunks too, so, really, we get a 3 course meal. Fat person stuffed with chipmunk with sex for dessert!

Yummy.

 

I wonder about people who've never been in a fight.

No man is that good at conflict resolution. You either gotta live in a bubble or dart away at any sign of conflict.

 

i cannot read all this and refuse to get sucked into talk of fat people sex

i am not really a snob about things, i just get passionate, and very competitive about things i love
i want to be the best, and if you're better at it than me, i suggest you watch your knees

it's not like i'll be snobbish to you about it, i'll just be vicious

 

high cholesterol and heart attacks at the magnitude we have them now are more of a recent thing, than back in the day when it wasn't as prominent - even though people ate meat high in fats - they also ate plenty of veggies. and they just moved around more, didn't have sedentary jobs. they worked for the food they got.

pay more attention to the processed crap + being sedentary all day for reasons why people have high cholesterol and have heart attacks and are well, fat...

 

faux-religious people, people who make fun of the genuinely pious, "spritual" people, vegetarians, people who believe in enlightenment, people who believe drugs are the route to enlightenment (x2), people who like jam bands, fat people, slobs, people with no morals/backbone...

 

im a snob when people try to school me on things that i know way more about than them.. that really burns my toast.

 

i've never been in a fight. as a kid, i always hit first and was bigger than everyone else so i never got hit back.

now that everyone has caught up with me in size, i rely on my smooth words rather than my fists. :H