What are the women in Ukraine like?

"There are 3 things you don't fuck with:

Mother Nature.

Mother in Laws.

And Mother Fuckin' Ukranians."

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Yes. Hostesses on plane are naked, they are giving you blowjobs. When you leave the airport random chicks come to you, rip your clothes and fuck you. (don't wear expensive clothes there) When you are walking down the streets there are couples fucking everywhere. You can join any you want. If you give a tip in restaurant waitress will fuck you and her sisters also will. In hotels to every reservation they include three whores. You can choose their age, sex and skin color. Did I mention that you can walk naked on the streets? Everyone does. And there are more women than men in there, so some will offer you money for having sex with them. Of course you don't have to ask for sex. You can rape everyone. Raping is legal in Ukraine. On tv they have only sex shows. Other are prohibited.

But you don't have togo to Ukraine to get all of that. You can just order some Ukrainian girls. They usually cost 5$ for single one. (it can be more if you want some rare things) Sometimes theysell them with clothes sometimes without.

I have bought three. I'm leaving them on streets to get some money. Thats how they look like: (katana was not included, those people in background are turists, because as I mentionent all ukrainian people walk naked)
http://tinyurl.com/bpocgnz
They come in boxes like this:
http://tinyurl.com/d8bvjlq

You are welcome, have fun.

 

^^ lol + rep. Except it's a wakizashi, not a katana. But that doesn't matter.

 

lol..Polish people are always making fun of Ukraine :rofl

 

learn russian , otherwise ull get none lol

 

So you think I am a troll? How is what I posted any more trollish than any other topic on this board? It's a board about sex, right?

I am shaking my head at the poster who told me to grow up. There are lots of mature, rational, educated people in this world who would love to get laid more. All I am trying to do is accomplish that. Believe it or not, there are guys like myself who are tired of going to bars and getting ignored. I had heard Ukraine could be the answer. You guys didn't HAVE to be all-world douches about it.

 

you must be some catch if you have to leave your country in the hopes of getting laid

 

... well, he does have a point there...:sunny:

 

On the one hand, Ukrainian women are sexy as hell, on the other, This poor guy has yet to realize there is no shortage of Ukrainian and Russian girls that come here every summer for work. He could have the sex and save the plane ticket.

 

it's not that he has a thing for eastern europeans, he just wants to find some legal prostitutes and apparently doesn't know about nevada.

 

maybe you should check out CraigsList.. if you can't get laid there.. then why even bother with getting laid in any country.. doubt a $2 thai hooker would sleep with you at that point.. only thing left to do is an hero

 

Oh, I see. So he's screwed then (but not literally.)