What are the strangiest objects you have sex with?

Once I put my cock into vacuum cleaner and cum into it. Also I have been fucked with my doors a few times.

 

Other people.

Toys are very straight forward. What you see is what you get.

 

the guy a few threads below would say girls

 

An empty sauce bottle - squeezed it slightly then inserted penis & released my fingers from bottle so it sucked tightly against the penis.

 

how does that work, sit on the knob?

 

Vacuum cleaners and sauce bottles?....

Hope the vacuum was a Dyson, Model 41Animal, no loss of suction and ease of cleaning the bagless receptacle.

Sauce bottle, only picture I get from that is a $100 Jeopardy question... "This is a popular condiment you get by sticking your dick in a squeeze bottle ? "Alex!?..would that be where mayonnaise comes from?"...."Correct! Plus if your dick fits in a squeeze bottle you get a handy applicator...

 

Walnut tree. Nice wood.

 

A table.

 

I saw a clip of a lady fucking the bottom front point of a Fender guitar, she was riding it pretty hard. I would have never thought of that.

 

Reciprocating saw, the handle of course! Those little things have some serious vibration!

I still have plans to figure out a way to attach a dildo in place of the blade though, THAT is going to be a wild ride! :devil:

 

That would be wild but it can be done. The saw I have has different speeds so it would be more controlable.

 

I've seen one on fuckingmachines.com (not intended as spam) they call it the Screws-All. They also have one connected to a cordless drill called the Drilldo.

C/S,
Rev J

 

Researching as we speak!

I suddenly have the urge to stop at Home Depot and Adam & Eve on the way home...

 

What a combination that will be.

 

:rofl: I like this n00b.


I wouldn't call them objects, but men are the strangest things I've had sex with.

 

When I was a horny adolescent and didn't know about sex toys, I would use pencils and highlighters.

 

A midget

 

Which part did you insert?

 

all things go in head first!

 

Female humans