What are some events you'd never attend?

There must be some events that you'd never be seen at, list them if you'd like.

for me: a Nascar event
a truck/tractor or horse pull
a Republican or prolife event
a rodeo
a demolition derby
a gun show

There's more I'm sure...

 

Church....

 

oh yeah, I should add that. I only attend when "forced" too- a funeral or wedding. and then I feel resentful for having to listen to that crap.

 

churches
sports bars
Jehovahs witness' convention
tweekers house's
Blimpie's

 

A Neo-Nazi eh....party? My head hurts, can't think of what to call it.

Other than that, a lot of things can be entertaining to attend, especially when you're not taking them seriously. Such as church. My teacher just goes to debate others and entertain himself. A friend and I used to go with her dad to church when we were younger. Somehow we could never stop laughing during the sermon. Instead of listening and nodding our heads, we'd draw pictures and flip through the hymnbook to find titles of songs that amused us. Good memories. The funny (but not really surprising) thing is, the bitchiest girls in the world could be found at this church.

 

A gay pride parade, sorry gay people...

 

uhh,

WW III

 

'Clubs'
Gun expo or show
A rave
Frat party (I've been to a couple, never again).
Hot Topic (The store).
Rap concert
Anything funded by republicans

Hrm, I'm sure theres more, but I can't think of them right now.

 

and a Vanilla Ice gig

 

fashion show
church
a political debate
a dog show

 

they had theese realy cool events durring the french revolution , likethe beheading of the aristocracy.....danton , marat ,all them guys musta had fun ! .....i have seen tractor pulls and i want to see the other. or like when people in cambodia who never worked were desperatly rubbing their hands on rocks , hopeing it would immitate a lifetime of work , cuz when they were discovered the camer rouge would put on a show with them .slicing open their abdomens grabins their intestins and making them run 30 feet till yhey ran outta guts...je suis enrege...those are the kind of shows i wanna see!

 

some kinda card game convention thing.
you know, those pals that come together to trade cards with japanese drawings on it, with weird names.

 

my own funeral.....i plan on avoiding it

 

a cricket match.
an all-lesbian porn night.
a kangaroo cull.
the jerry springer show.
an execution.
any kind of role-playing game or convention.
a country music concert.

 

omg!
i like all lesbian-porn nights and country music!

 

my wedding
a football game

 

is that like a not wanting to join a club that'd have you as a member sort of thing?

 

A bullfight
A conservative party conference
A Derren Brown Séance
A DFS sofa sale
Those car racin things
A boxing match
A school reunion

 

~anything