Well I got alittle to fucked up last night..

How do you even know he's not making it all up? After getting that drunk, I doubt someone would be in the mood for an entire bag of Cheetos.

 

You've never had the munches before have you?

 

Not after being as drunk as you described yourself as being.

Most people don't wake up after almost poisoning themselves on alcohol, craving Cheetos.

If your entire story isn't made up, I am sure at least half of it is. I am intuitive.

 

actually, matt. ive had ten drinks and been hungry as hell. maybe that's just me though.

 

Iv never puked before from drinking. Thought I almost puked twice that night and why would I make up a story like this? Come on I may be stupid sometimes, but not that fuckin stupid.

 

Well, Trish, it's different if you're a lush.

 

true. he did say he hardly ever drinks.

 

Lush?

 

Yeah, I have a pretty high tolerance and can drink a lot. I remember when I first started drinking, 3 beers would fuck me up. (lol)

 

lol i woke up after new years craving cranberry sauce. i was still drunk from the night before. last night i didnt really have anything to do so i drank straight vodka and i did the same today

 

A lush is slang for someone who excessively drinks and/or uses lots of drugs, and is fucked up most of the time.

 

i once puked off of 4 beers. granted they were flavored beers..waaay too fruity... fucking, what were they called.... special brews... haha, what a joke.

i wasnt interested in food back then.

 

Yep you know how them flammin hot cheetos tast dont ya