Weirdest way you have ever climaxed

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  1. biboroguy12

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    Once while at work using a powerful pressure washer in a remote location, I stepped on the hose and the vibration was super strong. So I get the idea to hold it to my cock. Instant erection and within less than a minute probably the most intense cum I have ever had.
     
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    Heh sounds awesome!
     
  3. Calmerchameleon

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    With a electric sheet sander... Obviously without the sandpaper... Obviously. o_O
     
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  4. straightma1e

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    Vacuum cleaner. Took a cardboard sleeve from a paper towel roll and attached it to the vacuum hose. Turned it on and slowly eased my erection into the sleeve. Just a little way in the passing air causes an intense vibration of the glans. In less than a minute it seemed I was ejaculating. The orgasm wasn't all that great but it is a weird way to cum.

    Women have it better. My wife has told me she could orgasm riding a horse. She positioned her clit just right near the saddle horn and let the horse movement get her off. All done right through her clothes. No wonder women love horses.
     
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    Being pulled by a snowmobile on a sled…. Fell off the sled and was holding on as we were on the lake going over the snow…
     
  6. biboroguy12

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    I have done that as well but used a piece of 2" PVC pipe on the vacuum hose
     
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    Ive done the vaccum thing, kinda sore after. Also fully clothed outside with the vibration of a gas powered weed blower just working away in the yard.
     
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    Reminds me when I was little (age). I found my mother's electric mixer. I did the same thing. It was great getting off. Only problem was it ate up my underwear. Always wondered what she thought when they went through the wash... There would be holes from eating up the thread. Lol.
     
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  11. bbw-lover71

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    I think it was with an inflatable sheep toy, Infront of a group of friends.
     
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  12. LoverLexi

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    I was wearing a dildo and buttplug while driving over a gravel road. I was naked with my nipples clamped and wearing a body chain that connected my nips to my clit(Tugged slightly with the bumpyness). The bumpy road lead to one of the best orgasms of my life, I almost crashed my car, luckily it was in a really rural area Don't think anyone saw me
     
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    Nice!!
     
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    My wife and I did a little thing simiar. Virbrating butt plug and dildo while driving down a gravel road. She too, that it was the best..
     
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    Probably the weirdest way I've ever cum was when I was playing with a large rubber/silicone butt plug & decided to try to push my own balls up into my anus. My scrotum was relaxed so that my balls were hanging pretty low, so.I pulled my left one back against my anus & kinda sat down onto the large butt plug. It took quite a bit of faneggling,, but eventually started sliding up thru my sphincter. What a rush! I was disappointed that I started to cum before it was all the way past my sphincter.... let alone able to even think about getting my right testicle inside too.
    I've tried to do it other times, but haven't been successful in improving or even repeating the experience. I'd love to get both balls up inside & be able to massage them by squeezing them with my sphincter until I cum a massive load.
     
  16. Openmindedguu

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    Oh my
     
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  17. MasseurNaturel

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    Just one of probably many weird ways for me. I was all x-dressed up like a tart and wearing a Bluetooth anal vibrator/e-stim and taken out to a bar by 2 friends. The way we were all dressed up attracted a lot of attention anyway. I was instructed to walk up to the bar and queue up to order cocktails whilst my friends sat at a table close by. Whilst queueing they played with the vibrator settings, cycling through 8 different modes. On the maximum settings it became obvious what was going on. When it was my turn to be served my friends played with the e-stim settings, I could barely stand, let alone get any words out to place an order. The barmen and people nearby could tell what was happening and joined in the fun. Eventually I stopped trying to disguise it as it was obvious to everyone there, so I stood at the bar, legs apart, and let it happen. On orgasm my friends came to rescue me and ordered our cocktails.
     
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