Weirdest Trick

What's the weirdest trick that you or a friend can do?
My one friend can fart, suck it back up (with his ass), fart again, and repeat. He can do it for a very long time but he says it hurts.

 

thats disgusting.

i can make a guy cum in 10 seconds, and i can french inhale. those are my spiffy tricks.

 

Liar

 

well that sounds delightful....
....i am doublejointed in both arms so i can twist them around 360 degrees...


Bloody kisses...why would you want a guy to cum in ten sec?

 

so i dont have to deal with him any longer.

 

hahahaha but yuck


nah i like to keep them around without their consent...catch a conservative one then freak them out and not let them out of your lair until you have accomplished draining all energy from them!

 

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I can't do any special tricks really....

 

ur sig link is funny as FUCK.

 

its trippy thats for sure

 

i can bend my knees backwards.


i also have a talent for finding 4-leaf clovers.

 

did you find the one I have?

 

I can spin my eyeballs around in circles really fast. It freaks people out. I like to tell religious fanatics that I'm posessed.

 

aren't you?

 

i can blow air out my eye, and i have an irritating knack for knowing exactly what's going to happen in a movie. it's just knowing all the cliches.

 

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Wait! He must have a vaccum back there. What is he using to suck up the offending particles lol?

 

lol

I can't do anything special

But if your friend can suck his farts back up his ass, does that mean they won't smell?

 

they still smell pretty bad when he finally releases them