Weirdest orgasm?

I once had a spontaneous orgasm putting the kettle on. No joke...!

 

My first. I was a kid, climbing a tree when it hit me. I didn't know what it was, but it felt good.

 

Not sure if it is that weird, but once as a teen had an orgasm (I'm male) with a completely soft penis. Was after hours of edging to some porn. It felt -amazing- and quite different from a hard orgasm with the penis erect.

 

Sounds like you perhaps had a “coregasm”. I think I used to get them when I was a kid climbing ropes in PE. I thought at the time it was just the tingles from the rope running over my shorts. But looking back (having read about coregasms) I think it was muscular. I damn near fell from the high ceiling more than once as I was so blissed out. There weren’t any crash mats either!!

Coregasm: Definition, Causes, Exercise and Other How-Tos, and More

 

Same here. Except for me it was messing around with (a) an aneros toy ; and separately (b) having a “hands free” orgasm to one of those hypno-orgasm mp3s. Both of these took quite a lot of practice [I was jealous that some people seemed to have mastered non-ejaculatory orgasm and I wanted some of that for myself!!]

 

I don't know what you call it, but I ran to the bathroom and shot a load. I wish I could still shoot that big a load.

 

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I was riding one of my motorcycles that had engine vibrations which came all the way up through the seat. Ever try to control a vehicle on two wheels while orgasming?

 

I was 14yo in high school and had a strong urge to pee when the bell rang for assembly. I ran into the bathroom and spray a large amount of semen Into the urinal. It was very intense.

 

The ones I've had in my sleep were the weirdest for me. i don't know if I'm awake or not and it's just a big mess. Lol

 

Wet dreams
First orgasm ever, discovered by accident

weird and funny at the same time, I was soft and having trouble getting erect after my cock was neglected as I was giving all my attention to my friend. I squeezed the base of the shaft and tried to push it in thinking it will get hard.
It got harder and I ejaculated after 2-3 thrusts
And she orgasmed at the same time I did without too much stimulation, her mind was revved and she was ready

 

well its one of the reason i enjoy riding horses

had one doubling on a dirt bike as well

 

I like collecting experiences. One of my favourites is to see the wonderfully varied ways I take a gal over the edge. A favourite was the girl I could make cum HARD by just banging my cock on her nipples. Was a fun part of foreplay once I learned this! She’d always beg me to fuck her hard after this and would be wet like a river.

For myself I’ve discovered a few years back I can have coregasms (see the book called “coregasm workout” ). If I engage my core and REALLY squeeze my glutes, I can have a shuddering (dry) body orgasm with just a little bit of sexual tension thrown in. Even just a hot kiss or some dirty talk will do it and I can have loads of these without losing the desire to carry on! I think this is only possible now that I’m in good shape though. And often follows a good workout.

 

Now that I am remembering more experiences.
I was on the couch and all that was happening was cock holding. And she started giving squeezes. Squeeze, release, squeeze, release. After a little while of that I told her I was feeling like I was getting close. She didn’t believe me and she kept doing it, and to squeezers later it happened. She was so surprised when I started breathing hard that she took her hand away but it was too late.

My cock has not been stimulated the right way to make my cum shoot so it just oozed out in a small amount. After I was almost done with my orgasm she came to her senses and stroked me a bit to try to make my orgasm feel better.

 

Sitting with my buttocks propped up on a piano in the sitting room... then being discovered by my brother -exactly- at the moment of orgasm my semen starting to shoot just as he walked in...

 

A memory hidden among others came back.
Teenagers at our favourite swimming pool, in the shower after play time. My friend made his swim trunk balloon up by aiming the water a certain way against it. I thought it was hilarious and did the same and it worked.
The water was adjusted like a stream instead of a spray pattern so the water was aimed one place. Trying aiming the water different ways I discovered that it felt very good on the head and I got a big erection. Fortunately it was not obvious with the ballooning and I continued.
After a while I started feeling the tingling and I stopped, I knew by now what it meant. I was self conscious to moan and jerk (body reaction) if I continued.
But I liked the sensations a lot so I continued after a short break, also I kept the balloon up to hide the boner. I gave myself three small orgasms and the last one I went a little too far. I made a small mess in my speedo. I quickly grabbed the towel after to hide my still erect penis and went to the washroom to use toilet paper to remove as much as I could on my speedo, pubic hair and body. By then I went soft finally, I wrapped the towel around my waist and I was extra secretive taking my speedo off and putting it away, and getting dressed without showing my pubic hair.
I never did it again except years later in a hotel hot tub. I used the jet to make myself cum, I was so horny I didn’t care about waiting until I got to my room. Also it would not go soft until I relieved my urge. After I finished a couple came in. I waited to be able to hide my still erect penis before I got out of the water, wrapped a towel around my waist until I got my sweat pants on. When I got to my room I stripped to clean up. My speedo had an obvious cum stain, I had lots of cum in my pubic hair.

 

First time driving somewhere quiet with my ex to mess around, we played with each other making out. She brought me close a few times but was worried about making me ejaculate.
After making her orgasm 3-4 times and she would not release me we got dressed. I was still wired and under pressure, I needed to let it go, I would not wait until the end of the evening to go take care of myself. I got on top of her making out some more, groping her breasts while kissing, pressing my penis on her leg, rubbing. It didn’t take long to cum, and the cum came through my pants later, and I could smell it.
I hurried up the stairs back at my place, holding something in front of my pants to hide the wet spot.

 

I was on a stag trip in Benidorm. 2nd night I just arrived back in my hotel room and a message came through from my wife. I opened it and to my amazement it was a video of her dildoing herself with her 7incher which is what I love using on her more than her rabbit. I stood in middle of room and watched it untill she pulled it out and squirted all over the bed sheets. I was super turned on at this point and then I heard my mate say 'Helll yeh, is that _____?'. I was so drunk I didn't care so said yes. I gad no privacy in the room so went downstairs and out the gardens and phoned her. Ended up sex talking her while she fucked herself again. Soon as she cummed I thought it was my turn. My cock was so hard but she just hung up. I walked back inside and into lift with 3 older women. One pretty sexy. They commented on my bulge and I said I'm horny as fuck after sex talking my wife. They didn't seem keen so I ended up back in my room and sat on toilet. I slowly wanked so my mate and two others in other bedroom wouldn't hear me. When I felt about to burst cum everywhere, I held the base tight and stopped myself. Then slowly stroked again, this time with all my pre cum running down my cock and making it feel slippery as fuck. I ended up cumming, but it was the most wierd and intense orgasm I've ever experienced. I felt tge full orgasm for about two minutes and cum just kept coming out in pulses over and over. Never felt that since. I sat there for ages in a kind of pleasure come down. The first thing I wanted to do after was text my wife and tell her what just happened to me.

 

I (slowly) learned to orgasm to one of those “hands free orgasm” hypnosis mp3s. But wasn’t as I expected- I was expecting to ejaculate but instead had this weird faintly pleasurable body shake. Almost felt like I was trying to make myself go over the edge (like I was faking it). Turns out this WAS orgasm. Just took a bit of a while to surrender into it so they became bigger and more pleasurable. Haven’t done this in years, now I’m thinking I need to find some time to myself. Lol