Weirdest comment you've gotten on your dreads?

someone told me my dreads were gay once

 

happy hair?



-- I haven't got a lot of weird comments.
I think it is incredibly weird how many people like my dreads. I really expected horrible terrible reactions, but it has been a lot of "that is soo you!", or asking me advice for how to do theirs.. which is effing weird to me.-but awesome.

My dad did say that I need to get a tattoo that says "disclaimer :this is not MYDADSNAME's child " or some such nonsense for the dreads and evil facial piercing combo...
because dreads and piercings are soo bad compared to tats?? It was IRT how he gives me a hard time about stuff , but encouraged and PAID FOR sis to get tattoos.
he ain't right..
. but I am totally a daddy's girl and for that he gives me a harder time than sis- it really has nothing to do with the hair.
...

that was terribly long and pointless. sorry.

 

"you've got hair like a lion
eyes like an owl
standing with a face full of guile
these are the features of man
it's the animals I'm afraid of"
-old man at the beach, from his car, after watching me and my friend get ready to go surf

 

hi everyone..i havent posted in a few months,, weirdest thing i have heard.. i was in 7-11 and the lady behind the counter asked me if i put bird shit in my hair to make it look like this......i then asked her if she knew where i could buy birdshit, cuzz i have never seen it for sale..

 

a guy asked me once if i put honey in my hair to get it this way. like wtf?

 

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