Weird shit you do when high?

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Cheers Glen.

 

Haha no I deleted them man, I knew I'd be like wtf when I sobered up

 

i usually end up watching my animals, or my friends animals for hours on end.

 

I like to burn incense after I smoke, even if I blow out the window and it doesn't smell I still like to do it. Whenever I do it though, i'm extremely stoned and I usually make do a full out dance with me dancing around my room twirling my incense and watching the smoke curl.

If there's a pet near me, cat or dog, they're in for the treat of their life. I could massage and pet a dog for long hours when stoned. hahaha

If i'm alone, I love to play my guitar super loud and sing really bluesy and soulful. I get so into it!

I'm really funny when i'm high too. So i've been told, and as I remember. So many good times to reminisce and laugh about whilst being stoned.

This is why I smoke everyday. rofl

 

Lmao, ikr... I think the whole logic behind the onion was that, onions smell a lot... so it would mask the smell of the ashes (not that ashes even smell much) But then once the onion started to go black, i was confused...

that was a situation made much more complicated than it had to be... lol

 

I'm very unsocial when high, i kind of turn into a completely different person... It makes me extremely unproductive but i love it anyways

I'll be sitting here saying to myself "okay, this time i'm going to be productive... i will use this weed for good purposes" and by good purposes i mean, being creative or accomplishing some sort of work i need done.

But every single time, soon as i'm done smoking, all i can think about is food... and if i don't get food, it literally feels like i'm dying, my mouth will be like... craving any sort of food like its never craved before. I have the worst case of munchies ever, every single time...

And i get sooo lazy, i was trying to do my homework last night, and technically i wasn't even doing it, because my girlfriend sent me all the answers, i just had to copy... yet after i smoked, i got so lazy that i could literally barely even write my own name, so i never got that done...

Then i just end up passing out, after i've eaten everything... i just loose all motivation, at times i'm to lazy to even turn on music or my tv

I'm pretty lazy when i'm sober, so... you can imagine how bad it is when i'm stoned...

 

I sit down and watch re-runs of Seinfeld. Every day. Every single day.

Seinfeld.

 

I don't really do anything weird but I sure as hell talk A LOT! Fast and excitedly, jumping from one subject to the next. I know I must annoy the fuck out of people sometimes. I let them know that if I get too annoying to tell me to just stfu, it won't hurt my feelings. I like it when I am around people that join in on my usually one person conversation. Most the people I smoke with are the kind that get quiet when they smoke so I just ramble on and on. No one has ever told me to shut up though, in fact I've been told they enjoy my hyper story telling. That it's entertaining. *Shrugs* Whatever they say lol. Glad they enjoy it.

 

Watching candles. I can't seem to help it! If I walk by a candle after I smoke I almost always spend an excessive amount of time staring at the flickering candle flame

 

have you watched curb your enthusiasm? it's a must for any Seinfeld fans.

 

Robot Chicken is awesome when high.

 

Haven't seen it on British television, I watch Cheers and Frasier habitually tho

 

I think all television is great while high, especially commercials. I get so baked that commercials become the most random thing, how theres one after another.. all on different topics... it always confuses the hell out of me

and i can never follow a basic story line when baked, i never understand it but love watching it.

 

I can't feel my feet when I drive buzzed. Makes it real hard to know if I should press harder or not.

 

i like to do chores. splitting wood, recycling, washing the floors, cleaning out a closet, etc. it's not that i smoke to help take the edge off, it's just that as soon as i take a few hits, i feel like doing some menial labour.

 

-Commenting about random shit that pops into my head, whether someone is around or not
-Burning incense and being amazed by it
-Amusement with mirrors-- one time I was so amazed by them that I took like a 10 minute video of...mirrors. There are 3 mirror cabinets together in my bathroom, so you can fold them out and get hundreds of reflections, which really kept me entertained.

 

i draw.

and draw

and draw.
and paint.
and draw.
sometimes i get the thought of self-castration...like how INTENSE would that be? not like BME pain olympic shit. but like a step below like...hari kari shit...i dunno i'm just high

i would never cut off my dick, beating off when i'm stoned keeps my heart beating.

also being able to piss on things. (and out of things - one time i climbed a tree and pissed OUT of it. my friends thought i was being ridiculous, but i asked how many of them have ever pissed OUT of a tree?)

 

I don't really do anything that terribly weird... I mean anything weird I can think of I do when I'm not stoned as well.

 

haha yeah i'm about the same