weird kid story

Discussion in 'Christianity' started by cerridwen, May 24, 2004.

  1. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    When I was a kid, taking religion class, the teacher told me to never spell the word 'Christmas' as 'Xmas' because the letter x was Jesus' tilted cross, and it makes Him angry when you write things that blasfemely.

    Yikes.
     
  2. Smudge

    Smudge Member

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    reminds me of another thread somewhere :D

    (x marks the spot if you haven't seen it)
     
  3. fractalated

    fractalated Member

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    heh - reminds me of bill hicks..

    .."if Jesus ever came back the last f'king thing he'd want to see is a cross. it's like wearing a rifle pendant to remember kenedy"
     
  4. Brocktoon

    Brocktoon Banned

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    Well... I don't particularly care for Crucifixes because they dont tell us the whole story.

    The Cross... thats different because .. notice there is nobody on it anymore.
     
  5. Fractual_

    Fractual_ cosmos factory

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    just goes to show how how uptight some christians are....
     
  6. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    that's pretty true... and kinda funny!
     
  7. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    Actually, everytime someone sins without repentance, Jesus is reminded of the cross.
     
  8. FreakyJoeMan

    FreakyJoeMan 100% Batshit Insane

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    "If Jesus lived today, we'd all be wearing little electric chairs around our necks."- Lenny Bruce, one of my motherfuckin heros. :D
     
  9. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    :)

    There was another time... well, my brother and I were very young atm, and an altar boy was lighting candles before mass started, and my brother started singing happy birthday.... now that was funny.
     
  10. BlackGuardXIII

    BlackGuardXIII fera festiva

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    funny guy, I listened to a cd of his act once, and it was hilarious, very disturbed, but hilarious.
     
  11. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    lol... yea he's always funny...
     
  12. authority?

    authority? Member

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    i agree but i don't see where that comment comes from?
     
  13. roly

    roly Senior Member

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    True......:)
     

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