When I was a kid, taking religion class, the teacher told me to never spell the word 'Christmas' as 'Xmas' because the letter x was Jesus' tilted cross, and it makes Him angry when you write things that blasfemely. Yikes.
heh - reminds me of bill hicks.. .."if Jesus ever came back the last f'king thing he'd want to see is a cross. it's like wearing a rifle pendant to remember kenedy"
Well... I don't particularly care for Crucifixes because they dont tell us the whole story. The Cross... thats different because .. notice there is nobody on it anymore.
"If Jesus lived today, we'd all be wearing little electric chairs around our necks."- Lenny Bruce, one of my motherfuckin heros.
There was another time... well, my brother and I were very young atm, and an altar boy was lighting candles before mass started, and my brother started singing happy birthday.... now that was funny.