Weight Gain

If you still wake up with cramps and pains after cutting out the dairy, that burger is next on your hit list.

 

and the fat free shit is way too sweet.

 

I'm pretty sure you're dead on with the cereal. I just thought it was my bowels because of all the fiber but I'm fairly positive cereal nights lead to the worst mornings.

 

Yup. You know me... I like bitter.

I think that's why I can't get over you. iggy:

 

dark and bitter, like a good coffee.

 

4000 calories is nothing

you need to eat and keep on eating

 

you know what, drink a bottle of olive oil a day

 

You know, this may just work!

I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to eat just before sleeping. Your body can't digest it as well. I would think that'd be why you're getting stomach pains but I don't know, maybe you're cursed?

 

your body doesn't stop digesting food when you sleep

 

I have the same stomach aches in the morning, Adam. I'm sure it's just because I eat too late.

 

i'm just plain starving.

 

I know that, what I was saying was that when you lie down straight after eating a big meal, your body can't deal with it as well.

That's what everyone says to me.

 

*gives Adam all of her baby fat*
There, you are no longer skinny.
My advice would be to accept your body the way it is. As long as you're healthy, who cares?
PS-I am starting to run again tonight! I am very excited.

 

That's not really how it works.

Your body's ability to digest something depends on your body type, your blood type, the something to be digested and possibly things already in the digestion process, and possible medical conditions.

If you lay down straight after having a big meal it might be more uncomfortable for you because you can really feel your body digesting the meal, but it's getting digested all the same.

The reason people say not to eat before bed is precisely the same as mine for advising TCF to do just that: The food is stored as fat and not spent as energy. Most people are too obsessed with losing weight to worry about/empathize with the ones trying to gain it.

 

Thank you. Now I just need about 15 more pounds.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Love ya, Lyns.:cheers2:

 

How does it taste? I know it has to be cheaper than protein shakes. haha

 

its not bad, but its not great either...i can't explain it, just try it

don't really drink a whole bottle though haha

 

Thanks for clarifying. . . Cause I'd do it.....

So, you got any other tips Mr. Meathead?

Where's Stinkfoot? I know he's got an idea or two.

 

olive oil will be great for your skin and hair, too. good fats = good skin and hair.

 

thats why i clarified haha

see how fast you can eat an entire package of double stuffed oreo's