season 1 and 2 were hilarious, season 3 is quite boring, the plot line has sort of washed out instead of thicken like long lasting shows should, or just take the seinfeld approche and have every episode not at all relating to the last, that wouldnt work with weeds tho, but if its a good reason to blaze and watch a tv show im down.
they're definitely heading in a different direction with it for season 4. I'd like to meet the consultants that show has hired. i like the show though. Doug (Kevin Nealon) is priceless. Nancy's also sort of every stoner guy's fantasy. If i could be trapped on a desert island with three fictional characters she'd probably be on the list.
First Season was witty and funny. Best quote ever... Andy Botwin: [to Shane about masturbation] Alright, listen closely. I'm not going to beat around the bush. Ha ha ha. Your little body's changing - it's all good, believe me. Problem now is... every time we jerk the gerkin, we get a lot of unwanted sticky white stuff everywhere, right? Right. So... First order of business - no more socks. They're expensive, gumming up the works plumming-wise. Now you might be thinking to yourself, "But, Uncle Andy, what do I do with all that pearl jam if I can't spew it into Mr. Sock?" Glad you asked... You can have a lovely time tugging the tiger in the shower each morning - that eliminates the need for a goo glove. But, the day is long, masturbation's fun, so unless we want to take 4 or 5 showers every day, we're gonna need some other options. So let's start with the basics. Tissues. Perfectly acceptable backstop for all that Creamy Italian. They can be rough and dry on such soft, sensitive skin and it can stick to your dick head like a fuckin' band-aid - ouch. From there we move on to more lubricated flack-catchers - specificially, bananas. Step one: Peel the banana. Step two: Slip the peel over your Randy Johnson and start pitching. Now for extra credit, warm up the peel in the microwave. Not too hot! Serious yowza. Also, olive oil, moisturizer, honey, spit, butter, hair conditioner, and Vaseline can all be used for lube. In my opinion, the best lube... is lube. So save your allowance and invest in some soon. Alright, moving on - when you tug your Thomas on the toilet - ffft - shoot right into the bowl. In bed - soft t-shirt, perhaps a downy hand towel of your very own that you don't mind tossing after tossing. There's no such thing as polishing the raised scepter of love too much. It reduces stress, it enhances immune function. Also, practice makes perfect. So work on your control now, while you're a solo artist - you'll be playing some long, happy duets in the future. Ok - class dismissed. " The third season kinda sucks... The characters aren't as funny or witty as they were in Season 1 + 2.
I like what I've seen of the show which is only a season or two. I'm not into pot, particularly smoking pot, put it in brownies and I might indulge though. The show is fairly well written and the lead female is hot so that's all good.
Haha I love weeds. Season's 1 & 2 are undeniably brilliant. 3 was decent, the ending was intense. 4 & 5 just aren't the same but I still watch anyway. The charachters are just so great.
