.'.We don't need a Jesus freak.'.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by HerbuhLovuh, Aug 22, 2005.

  1. HerbuhLovuh

    HerbuhLovuh raa

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    Yea. My whole family has decided as a group that I resemble Jesus now. I do everything I can to reject the notion that anything about me is even vaguely jesus-like. Oddly enough that seems to be the only reason they continue insisting it.
    *sigh* hahahaha
     
  2. HerbuhLovuh

    HerbuhLovuh raa

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  3. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    Perception Herbuh, you view it as the weapon used to murder him, which is true however to myself (who always wears a crucifix and never takes it off) it represents his willingness to suffer for what he believed to be for the benefit of the rest of mankind. His willingness to carry the sins of mankind just as he embraced his crucifix as he carried it to where they nailed him to it.

    It's these reasons I believe in him and his sacrafice, whether or not he was the human embodiment of God, is almost irrelevant to me, it's his boundless love I believe in and these are the reasons I wear a crucifix.
     
  4. HerbuhLovuh

    HerbuhLovuh raa

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    Oh shite
    HoneyHannah told me yesterday she would leave me(this is my fiance for over 4 months now OK) if I became a Jesus Freak.
    WTF? I am a kundalini yoga and raw foodist freak! I enjoy the stories about Jesus that depict his missing years as a time when he traveled and learned yoga from the ancient sages of India.
    Christs death and willingness to sacrafice his life might be meaningful to you beyond life itself but within the ancient technology of kundalini yoga(more ancient that Christ himself) we discover the truth inside our own bodies. Now I feel like a promoter. Whereas evangelists promote belief in christ to be saved whereupon nothing happens one can notice the spirit being awakened in their body with only two minutes of kundalini yoga. I suppose people think something happens when they 'believe in christ' too.
    I respect that you respect his death, of course.
    It reminds me of the Star Wars movies when Obi-1 is sliced with a light saber and simply disapears, or in the dark crystal when that ancient complex being passes away and his body slowly sparkles to ether and later on a sage exclaims that if he is dead he could be anywhere!
     
  5. telepylus

    telepylus Banned

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    jesus talks to me from my girlfriends belly button
     
  6. Digger168

    Digger168 Member

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    Now thats a sign!

    P.S. Jesus had REALLY good table manners!
     
  7. HerbuhLovuh

    HerbuhLovuh raa

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    Jesus also used fasting as a religious tool and only embodied spirit after the ultimate 40 day fast.
     
  8. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    when the jesus freaks come ringin my doorbell at 8 am askin if they can come talk to me about god, i always say yea sure if i can talk to you about witchcraft.. that usualy scares them away..but i actualy had 1 group decidde to hear me out, & we ended up debatiing which was more benificial, wicca or christianity, & i think 1 of em wasnt entirely a braindead robot & actualy concidered everything i said..
    but after that failed to scare em away, i started inviting em in, but tellng them they had to shed theyre clothing to enter into my church..& actualy noones bothered me in over a year now ;)
     
  9. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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    That's great, and makes me think--going door to door spouting off the touchy subject of religion seems as if it would be a rather dangerous task. So they are either very brave or very stupid.
     
  10. telepylus

    telepylus Banned

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    i'd go door to door preaching about jesus
    but only if the heathens would eat a handful of mushrooms first before we started talking

    then maybe they would listen

    words don't mean shit

    if you want to magnify god and the holy spirit, then work miracles
    and if you can't work miracles, then STFU
     
  11. HerbuhLovuh

    HerbuhLovuh raa

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    That's right bitches
    telepylus knows
     
  12. Lodog

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    If I'm gonna start believing in a god of some kind, I'm gonna worship the Greek and Roman gods. They were way cooler.
     
  13. HerbuhLovuh

    HerbuhLovuh raa

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    I prefer the hindu trinity myself.

    Ohm Namah Shiva
    Ohm Namah Vishnu
    Ohm Namah Brahma
     
  14. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    Hinduism one of the few major religions that i know next to nothing about. (not that i claim to be an expert in any religion, in that sense i have my own religion that comprise of my own personal beliefs) i would be interested in learning about it
     
  15. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    Too late.. you have one.
     
  16. HerbuhLovuh

    HerbuhLovuh raa

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    of coure we have one
    christian jesus dogma was spread all over the globe through murder injustice and tyranny
    thanks for following along
    as to the hindu tirnity its really simple- creation, preservation, destruction
    there's hundreds of lesser gods and stuff that all portray various psychological human manifestations and metaphysical attributes of life
     
  17. Unbreakable_T

    Unbreakable_T Member

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    Jesus was cool, but christians can be scary people, I tend to go all da vinci code on them just to mess with them for wasting my time
     
  18. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    my god can beat up your god
     
  19. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    Sorry... my faith has not contributed to any of these aspects. What you are eluding to is mainstream, "religion".
     
  20. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    your beleifs are indy?
     

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