Ways To Prove Flat Earthers Are Wrong.

There was an old saying years ago where any thread on the internet would inevitably come to its Hitler conversation. Can't remember what we called this.

But now it's Trump, lol.

Flat earth? I bet Trump.. he's got a big bent dick like me

 

It comes back to Trump anywhere else on the internet
But because hipforums is extra, it comes back to Trump and bent dicks here

 

The Russian prostitute who slept with Trump claims he has the smallest dick she's ever seen

 

Trump has the best penis. Big things happening down there. Bigly.

 

The people: we don't believe a word Trump says!
Trump: I believe the earth is round, not flat
The people: flat earth society rules!

 

How is the earth flat if my cock is curved?

 

Just maybe your cock doesn't determine the curvature of the Earth.

 

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Not according to Einstein

Erection = mass x velocity of cum squared

 

Course it does. It's the circle of life.

 

Newton also experienced this when he was having a wank under a tree and his load shot so hard he knocked himself out but when he woke he thought it was the Apple that was next to him.

 

Exactly and it’s gravity which determines the curvature of space-time

 

So are the rings around saturn curved or are they flat?

 

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Concentric circles

 

Woah, slow down egg Head.

 

I'm no expert but ice doesn't freeze in any specific shape, so, I'm going to go out on a limb and call that wrong because if it really is ice ring then there's bajillion pieces of ice all shapes and sizes. some round, some square and definitely some flat ice.

 

Maybe someone should simply build a spacecraft or something. They could put cameras on it and have it send pictures of the Earth back to us.



[Courtesy of NASA's Galileo Spacecraft]

 

Photoshopped.

I mean after the moon faking debacle, they can't literally expect us to believe anything else they produce, can they? With CGI and all, we won't have a clue what's real and what isn't anymore.

 

Flat-Earthers intrigue me because I can't believe anyone could believe something so stupid. Sure some of them are just taking the piss but there is a hardcore group who believe that all the evidence for the World being a sphere is a hoax perpetuated by World Governments throughout history. They believe we live in a holographic simulation. I'm like, well yeah, If I get stabbed on the way to the shop this evening that's just a simulation right? GTFO! Oh no. Life is very real and everything counts in large amounts. Things tick along okay from moment to moment but anything could happen. Life is good when it's real and I like it that way.