Ways to make fun of girls who try to get you to buy their drink!

Discussion in 'Men's Issues' started by Idle_Billy, Apr 12, 2020.

  1. Total Darkness

    Total Darkness 100% Cocoa

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    Yeah, i laughed at her and walked away. :p No, that never happened. I did have women ask me to take a photo of her/them with my own camera while i was taking photos. I found that a bit odd but ... i was like, sure.
     
  2. Eric!

    Eric! Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I probably would do this without thinking twice about it
     
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  3. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I dress up skimpy next to bratwurst stands just for free hotdogs.
     
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  4. onceburned

    onceburned Banned

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    grifters and mooches
     
  5. WhatJustHappened

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    cool idea.....
    I’m off to iron my mankini.
    I won’t wax my arse though.
    Cos I’m kinky like that.
     
  6. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    That's fucken gay. You should wax your ass.
     
  7. WhatJustHappened

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    Yeah but that leads to all sorts of complications......

    Where do I draw the line?
    Nuts, I get that.
    Chest? Fuck you!

    I am ugg.

    although I could do everything except my moobs. Have a hairy udder mother fucker and get me a fuckin dog. With cheese!
    Please.

    if you’re chatting, yeah get a drink, there’s nothing in that, I’d do the same for a geezer, but I’m sure not wanting any of that.
    If it’s a random out of nowhere, hi buy me a drink, I’m sorry, what the fuck, and more appropriately who the fuck!

    it’s ok to get a round in.
    Using looks to beg for treats is ummm
    Low class shit.

    I had a mate who would hover at the bar when you went up, but that goon never opened his wallet. People got wise, he got thirsty.

    if you’re on last week of the month or whatever, I’d shout you a beer.
     
  8. WhatJustHappened

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    Ways to make fun of girls who try to get you to buy their drink?

    (now I’m joking when I say this)


    Flunitrazepam And a scene from hostel. Who’s laughing now skank.
     
  9. Pete's Draggin'

    Pete's Draggin' Visitor

    I've not had a woman ask me to buy her a drink. I'm sure it might happen eventually

    Reading this thread has allowed me to ponder my possible responses. I know for a fact my response wouldn't be to make fun of her or be rude in anyway.

    My initial response to the woman would be to forget that she just asked me to buy her a drink. I'd flip the situation, and pretend I was the one with intial opener. I'd say Hi, I'd ask her what her name was, followed by other questions about her until the drink request from her was so watered down (no pun intended) that it'd be forgotten about and not in the equation anymore.

    1 of 5 things would be a result of the back n forth conversation. (Or a one sided conversation from myself and her not responding)

    1. The woman will ask again for me to buy her a drink. I'd respond politely with.. " It was very nice meeting you, I'm gonna go to the men's room, hope you enjoy the rest of your night"

    2. The conversation is so one sided by me and going nowhere, that I say " It was very nice meeting you, I'm gonna go to the men's room, hope you enjoy the rest of your night"

    3. The woman realizes she's not going to get a free drink from me, she then says goodbye or rudely walks away.

    4. I'm not attracted to the woman and after a short conversation I'll say " It was very nice meeting you, I'm gonna go to the men's room, hope you enjoy the rest of your night"

    Lastly, and the most likely result if I'm attracted to her
    v

    5. The conversation between us materializes into good chemistry and woman realizes I'm not going to fail her weakness test.
    We continue on enjoying each other's company buying our own drinks. I get her contact information to set a future date.
    Close the night with a kiss.
    (Unless I get the cheek) then no future date.


    Good topic, I'm ready, bring on the drink requests ladies.
     
  10. Eric!

    Eric! Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Here’s something I didn’t take into consideration- if she’s damn near the woman of my dreams, looks anything like Gal Gadot........?
    “Oh, y-y-yes MA’AM! Anything you want, it’s on me!!”


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  11. Pete's Draggin'

    Pete's Draggin' Visitor

    She'll be your hall pass E
     
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  12. wilsjane

    wilsjane Nutty Professor HipForums Supporter

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    Just casually reply...... "I would,....... but I don't want you drunk and half asleep when I take you back to my place after the club closes".

    No wonder that nutty professors and night clubs don't mix. :yum:
     
  13. bft4evr

    bft4evr Senior Member

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    And here I thought you didn't like weiners...
     
  14. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    this could be awkward if she initially approaches you on your way out of the men's room. you might have to throw in a line about IBS or something.
     
  15. NubbinsUp

    NubbinsUp Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    If your foolish claim wasn't that you can read minds, which it was, your foolish claim would then have to be that you can see into the future and know what is going to happen.

    Instead of wasting your time here on an anonymous internet forum making foolish claims about not being a fool, you should be picking winning lottery numbers for future drawings.

    "You weren't there so shut up." What are you, 8 years old? Your mother just gave you your phone back?
     
  16. Eric!

    Eric! Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    See, you can get away with that- and live to see another night at the club.
    Me?? I would get this wonderful action right here:

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  17. wilsjane

    wilsjane Nutty Professor HipForums Supporter

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    How about. "Girls like you make me sick". :worried::worried: :yum::yum::yum:
     
  18. wilsjane

    wilsjane Nutty Professor HipForums Supporter

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    Lesson 1.
    Never mess with a native American girl. :unamused::unamused: :yum::yum:
     
  19. Eric!

    Eric! Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    True story:
    I was a young paratrooper (in my twenties) at home on leave. Go out to one of the dance clubs to have a good time and hopefully hook up. After being turned down by 6 other women I kindly asked to dance, number 7 was the one that acted the shittiest out of all of them. Asked her to dance, and with her nose up in the air, she says “Not with YOU!” Embarrassing me and showing off in front of her girlfriends.
    Then I replied “That’s alright - I gotta take shit anyways!”
     
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  20. Idle_Billy

    Idle_Billy Banned

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    Not if she walked away from you as soon as you gave the drink to her. Were you born yesterday or something?
     

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