Wash your hands, you stupid bitch!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Bronson, Apr 1, 2008.

  1. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    Messages:
    20,452
    Likes Received:
    221
    We didn't wear gloves at my job until the health inspector called us on it. Whoops. *shrug* Since we got gloves, my hands went from stinking of onions and hamburger all the time to stinking of sweat. Hoo-ray.

    Bronson, I'll give you props. You're one of like 5 people whose threads I look most forward to.
     
  2. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    Messages:
    11,410
    Likes Received:
    9
    Jerry you owe me a beer AND a keyboard cleaning...

    Fucking Yuengling too...
     
  3. GnomeChild

    GnomeChild Member

    Messages:
    114
    Likes Received:
    0
    that point of cooking food is to kill any germs that are in it so it doesn't really matter
     
  4. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

    Messages:
    3,092
    Likes Received:
    2
    wow, same.

    Im a bronson groupie, no homo.
     
  5. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    Messages:
    20,452
    Likes Received:
    221
    They're like...vital rants for our every day life.
     
  6. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

    Messages:
    3,092
    Likes Received:
    2
    The things best left unsaid, unless its Bronson saying it.
     
  7. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

    Messages:
    20,419
    Likes Received:
    6
    I agree with Bronson! Yeah Bronson!:party:
     
  8. CloudFlower

    CloudFlower Member

    Messages:
    801
    Likes Received:
    2
    I never wear gloves when I cook....
     
  9. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

    Messages:
    20,419
    Likes Received:
    6
    at least washing hands no?
     
  10. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    Messages:
    31,804
    Likes Received:
    21
    is it gross that I never wash my hands after I change my tampon? My hands smell as fresh as rain...
     
  11. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    Messages:
    22,557
    Likes Received:
    14
    its the kind of gross that I can feel right in my penis
     
  12. guitarslinger

    guitarslinger Schwa

    Messages:
    2,456
    Likes Received:
    8
    Your goddamn right, i worked in restraunts for years and still not everybody wheres gloves... you'll be allright I promise
     
  13. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    Messages:
    31,804
    Likes Received:
    21
    haha..
    I know, tell me about it, instead of naked chicks in magazines, they should show hands that have period residue on them...
     
  14. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

    Messages:
    15,054
    Likes Received:
    0
    :lol: then men would be even more afraid of tampons.
     
  15. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

    Messages:
    50
    Likes Received:
    9,177
    we still don't. everything we touch goes through a 400-500 degree oven anyway, so the germs are destroyed anyway.

    occasionally some ghetto piece of shit would come into the old store and try to get free food because we weren't wearing gloves... never worked though, and rich people don't seem to mind so i haven't heard anything about it in a while
     
  16. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

    Messages:
    5,415
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gloves are really just visually soothing to the germaphobes...the people who put them on touched the outside of them already, and anything they touch while wearing the gloves is on them too. (money, etc.)

    Hand washing is the only way...
     
  17. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

    Messages:
    9,246
    Likes Received:
    3
    Those surgical gloves are also a surefire invitation for teenage boys to *edit*test the flexibility of their rectum.

    Bronson, the worries over a chick with no gloves < the worries over a guy with gloves.
     
  18. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

    Messages:
    15,054
    Likes Received:
    0
    :lol: They need gloves to brag about the flexibility of their rectum through text messages? :tongue:
     
  19. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

    Messages:
    9,246
    Likes Received:
    3
    LMAO.
     
  20. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

    Messages:
    15,054
    Likes Received:
    0
    Hey you said it. The mental image is funny though.
     
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice