WARNING: alcohol consumption

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by squawkers7, Jan 10, 2005.

  1. squawkers7

    squawkers7 radical rebel

    This list was from an e-mail:
    Canadian liquor manufacturers have accepted the suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:


    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends (and strangers) over and over again that you love them.

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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.

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    WARNING: the crumsumpten of alkehol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.
     
  2. puddin

    puddin Banned

    Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaahahahhahahahaahha.
    thats awesome.
     
  3. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    I'd still ignore the warnings
     
  4. squawkers7

    squawkers7 radical rebel

    Any Homer's out there?
     
  5. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    nope, I am a barney!!!!!
     
  6. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

    You always lose with Mr. Booze!
     
  7. FallenFairy

    FallenFairy Senior Member

    that was funny. the one about pregnancy is true. thats how my cousins were conceived and my aunty was on the pill and used protection. LOL wow
     
  8. I would buy beer just to read those warnings
     

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