Want Bigger Balls?

According to a new study, drinking Coke and Pepsi might give you bigger balls within days, especially if you're a mouse.

Men who drink Coca-Cola or Pepsi have larger testicles, study suggests

 

OMFG, the things

Any chance that it would NOT be a healthy thing??????
Many cola drinks have chemical products that you would not touch or give to a loved one

 

ACDC has a song for this.

 

Mine are plenty big already. I'd like them a bit smaller.

 

I've drank a load of Coca-Cola in my lifetime. My balls stopped growing about 50 years ago. Now then it may have added to my testosterone levels being so high for my age. At age 68, a couple of years ago, my T levels were that of a 40 year old male on average. Of course I am somewhat of a gym rat as I workout with heavy weight quite often. That's a big contributing factor in the male body testosterone production. A nice side effect is that I am quite viral and still have erections without medical intervention.

 

Well i hope my balls dont get bigger. They are just right for me.

 

My balls are already big

 

What will they think of next.
I used to drink so much cola (with rum), that I ought to have had shares in the company.
My balls are no bigger or smaller now than they were then. That said I am a man, not a mouse.
I don't know what size mouse testicles are! lol.

 

I could use a nice big nut sack in my mouth right now to suck on

 

I have been drinking Pepsi for 25+ years and despite having a good length penis I can only say my balls are normal/proportionally size.

 

mine are abnormally huge. i drank coke all my life. hmmmm

 

Is that Diet or Regular?
Actually, I like my balls just the way they are, but I wish my sac was a little smaller and tighter. I never wear underwear, and I like to be nude as often as possible and sometimes my "low hangers" get in the way!!!!

 

I have a Coke once a day. Been doing it for years. No undies for me either and nude as much as possible. Was nude the other day and sat on my nuts. Yelped out and then told my spouse I outta get 'em cut off and outta the way. She gave me the nastiest look and then I realized how much I like having a big set of balls.

 

If any of you want to REALLY find out how much fun larger balls are, sit down on the toilet seat and accidentally slam your ball between the rim of the toilet and the toilet seat! It's excruciating! (Ask me now I know.)
(FYI, my testicles are, individually ~4 1/2" in diameter, which is roughly 1/4" bigger in diameter than a regulation pool ball.)