wanna know what I really think about you?

you skipped me.

 

brah, I said it as a joke when combined with the line after !

"also, you are beautiful and talented.

now do me"

you know, like I'm intentionally sucking up to her so she has to say nice things about me?

but hey, thanks heaps for underestimating my wit

ps. I hate that about girls, too
and I am not like them
anyone who knows me at all (at least in real life) will vouch.

 

some of that is true but im a totally different person offline lol. Im def more of a listener than talker. and I rely on my body when i get bored not for intelligence. thats a flaw of mine. I do have trouble telling people how i feel and thats when I live in my past, because I had a great past while it lasted and I just miss it

 

Oh bitte!

 

Did someone delete my post?

 

I'm telling my therapist you said that

 

Thank you kindly, that was sweet.

 

i cant do you, you're just too smart for my little game here

im too tired to go any further with this, remember how when we were kids and stupid adults told us it took more energy to frown then it did to smile...and that negativity just drained you?

it was all lies, being positive and kind has drained me more than anything else i've ever said/done on this forum.

im glad you appreciate what i did here though, i was wondering when someone would recognize

 

You mean.... it was all a lie?1!!?

 

She had me pegged. It was creepy.

 

Unless you into that kink.

 

no, it wasnt all lies....


it was impressions and speculations based on limited observations with a hint of discernible talent (for lack of better terms)

parlour tricks summed it up nicely though, dont ya think?!

there werent any actual lies, just cleaned up versions of the truth which do indeed make this thread an epic fail on my part since the brutal honesty was lost before it even started.

i am very ashamed of myself and will punish myself accordingly

 

.

 

Let me punish you instead.

 

*bends over*

please use lube this time though, i was hurtin for a month after last time

 

Please clean up first, my fishing rod was brown for a month after last time.

 

You're really talented Ms. Blaze.

Confucius say ... see Mary J.

 

So, you're not going to do me?

 

could you spare some change so i could get a shower at the truck stop then?

fuck bird, you're sure picky now that you're a worldly traveler....

brown used to be your favorite color

 

But it's hardly anyone's favorite smell.