As is common to nearly all men, waking with the Morning Wood is an all too familiar condition, and quite often, the only way to relieve it is to masturbate, whether you're feeling particularly horny or not. The thing is that personally, the latter is usually the case. I find that the erection can often be decidedly uncomfortable, probably having been in the erect state for quite a while before waking, resulting in a bruised sensation. This means that the act of waking masturbation becomes more of a chore - even to the point of being like First Aid, rather than a purely pleasurable act.
WTF....I take care of things 6 times a day...and if I'm wrong tell me but my pussy is very nice and well taken care of..... What am I doing wrong?