Views apprehension , optimism etc re Obama

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by IamnotaMan, Jan 20, 2009.

  1. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    he's going to be the best president evar
    wooooooooooo change
     
  2. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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  3. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    Let's hope so. His election will help I think. Obama would have been considered 3/5 of a man not to long ago.
     
  4. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    He is no longer simply "Obama." He is now the King. So y'all better get down and start licking them boots. Realize who your daddy is.
     
  5. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    The aesthetic change is INCREDIBLY satisfying trading Bush for Obama. I was tired of feeling like a peasant.

    I am more comfortable having him around because: either he doesn't have the power to do anything and it doesn't matter (at least we have a cooler, smooth-talking, jivin', ladiesman of a president) OR:

    He can get real South Side Chicago for that ass and risk assassination by turning his back on the institutions that really run this country (and him). Like JFK, or something.

    And there will be opportunities ahead because THIS is a sinking ship.
     
  6. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    what i would give to go back to those days
     
  7. Aristartle

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    I'm hoping his children continue to wear matching outfits so I remember the sufferings from my own childhood.
     
  8. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    i wonder when he will take his first poop in the white house?


    I hope they cover that on CNN too
     
  9. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    Those were the days....*tear*
     
  10. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    I ASSUME he is at least 8 inches long. Given the fact that he is black and all.

    Usually, the size of the turd conforms with the size of one's cock. I can say that from experience, being somewhat well-endowed myself.
     
  11. TheGanjaKing

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    you should see some of the logs I push out of my ass


    you could make enough lumber to build a house if I'd dry em and mill em.

    but alas, my taste for fine feces gets the best of me every time
     
  12. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    And I heard you got both length AND girth, so case in point. That confirms my hypothesis.
     
  13. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    ....and I had to be eating breakfast....*gags*
     
  14. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    word gets around huh?

    well, the rumors are true.
     
  15. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    I've heard you're so long your cock comes out through their mouth as they scream in agony and pleasure.
     
  16. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    the best form of birth control available since they don't make condoms that big, and garbage bags and tarps really cut down on the sensation
     
  17. Cate8

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  18. TheGanjaKing

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    you probably wouldn't like it :rolleyes:
     
  19. Cate8

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    Looks can be deceiving.
     
  20. TheGanjaKing

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    I was just told I'll get to have sex tonight.


    Obama truly is a miracle.....
     

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