Vibrability in Amorphous Solids

Jam-packed: A novel microscopic approach to amorphous solids

This article explains how crap rolls downhill according to minute quantum influences fluctuating the temperature ever so slightly. The researchers invented their own new term "Vibrability" to describe how the Sorates Heap Paradox transforms into the Liar's Paradox, in a nonlinear fashion causing mountains of bullshit to vanish in the light of day. Its another one for my collection.