Vespa.

I want a Vespa! Something to match my pashmina/silk scarf!

Go for it, lode.

 

I'm going to get so many babes now it's going to be ridiculous.

 

i want this vespa



that helmet is badass

 

that vespa is tits....so are the helmets....

 

Hey Jessie, you wanna make out and ride my moped?

 

I live in a neighbourhood with the highest concentration of moped users, vegetarians and gays.

I need to fit in somehow.

 

I think that you are all fucked. The next best thing to a bicycle is a scooter. Only in the land of gas-guzzling monster cars does the size of your engine make a difference

 

i've always wanted this vespa, and the hot cartoon alien chick that rides it...








i have seriously always wanted a vespa, but it would be impractical as my only vehicle and i can't afford 2 vehicles right now...

 

afterwards we can go get milkshakes

 

Well I'm going to find someone to make out with and and slam my rusty chain against SUV's.

I'm extremly hardcore.

 

Scooting around tonight, so much fun.

 

oh my god you're like so hardcore
!!!!!



in case you didn't get that i was being sarcastic