vday gift help

Or I could just skull fuck her and give it, give it, give it to her.

 

Or rip her asshole with a gigantic log and then cut off her nipples to frie them. I heard nipples taste quite good with a little garlic and chili.

 

I am getting my lover a venus flytrap for valentines day. in a pot.

 

meh, we aint gonna be knocking boots on vday. were both stupid f'ing busy this week between midterms, assignments and me working. im bleeding from wed til sat or sun, and getting wisdom teeth out on friday so im gonna not be up for sex for nearly a week. we are doing a supper w/ each other on wed tho, but im cooking because hes busier than i am

 

LOL Fitz I cant believe you said youd shave the chicks head if she gave you a razor. GUESS i wont get you that! ahaha

 

thats for an electric razor - they are the devil spawn

a girl who gets me a awesoem badger brush (shaving brush) + nice soaps + a slant razor or even a straight edge will win my heart forever

 

A women who gives her man an electric razor might as well give him a butterknife and some butter.

 

wait, why are they so bad?

 

they give the illusion of a great shave, but they are pretty crappy. multi blades suck too - mach 3 and the like

 

I'm baking cupcakes, and making heart-shaped pizza for supper...I've got the chocolates already and there will be sex.

The kids and I made their class valentines from red bristol board, we cut out hearts and threaded valentine pencils through them like arrows. Very cute, and they both really enjoyed making their own.