vday gift help

Thats not true.
I know a lot of good guys that are completely straight.

 

they're faking it to get into your pants, piaf. that, or they're really ugly.

 

Valentine's Day is such a commercial holiday. You don't HAVE to get him anything.. personally I purposedly wouldn't celebrate that shit. I don't need it to be Valentine's Day to decide to be his sex slave for the entire night.

 

They're either pretending to be good or pretending to be straight.

 

i'm the poster child for the bad boys

 

No, they dont want to get in my pants. And no, they are not ugly.
They are just normal, nice guys. And great friends.

 

As I said before - you're intimidating.

 

oh fitzy is someone I would use as a teddy bear.

 

Well no. Generally they're all trying to get into your pants.

Anytime a guy's nice to you, he's offering you sex.

"Can I get that door for you?" in menglish is "How about some dick?"

 

I dont know. I find him scary.


No offense, Fitzy.

 

I KNEW they were gay.

 

I'm a lot more dangerous man then you are Fitz.

 

i'm a fascinating teddy bear

i do all sorts of things

 

No way. I have so many male friends. All nice sweet guys. They take care of me, open the door for me, save me seats in classes, call me every day, gossip about other girls with me, tell me about their girl troubles, let me tell them about my guy troubles...Thats called friendship.

 

you can be more dangerous, but you're not as intimidating

 

True.

 

piaf needs the fast track course on menglish!!

 

Super gay.

 

I just dont believe that all guys are after only one thing.

 

Only if that's not the flash and your eyes are actually blood red.