vday gift help

Yowza.

 

its simple...and tasty...and feels good. what more does a man really need?

 

if my lady ever bought me an electric shaver, i'd shave her head with it and then throw it away

 

If I am with someone, but only from today, do I still have to buy him a gift for Valentines day ? :huh:

 

No, it's ok. I don't expect anything, love.

 

I'm flat on my ass broke, so a $10 (insert gift here) + traveling expenses may be unaffordable.

The gift would require much explanation to make sense

 

Good. Cause I wasnt going to buy anything.


But it will be embarassing if he gets me something.

 

Nah.

 

Good.

 

If he does, you could always give him a BJ, and say that you had planned to.

 

Nah. We'd be together only for a few days. He isnt getting a BJ that easily.

 

he'll dump you then

 

No, not every guy is like you. There are some good, nice guys in this world.

 

What if he risks his life to save a kitty in a tree?

That man would deserve a blowjob. I'd do it myself were I gay.

And who am I talking about? Firemen.

 

I'm their king.

 

LOL.
If he wants to save a kitty in a tree, thats entirely his decision and his problem. He certainly wont get a reward from me.

 

can't give him a bj, it's totally been done before. the nice thing is, they really don't lose their appeal, no matter how often you give them.

 

All the good, nice guys are gay.

 

Do you save kitties in trees ?

 

*nods* the rest just want their knob polished from time to time. is that so bad? no, it's not.