Valentines Day and women appreciation

As men there are a million things about women that we can all appreciate. The female form is usually what gets our attention first. There is no greater work of art or sight to behold than that of a woman's body. Check out the goddesses in the body shot thread if you have any doubts.

The female mind is usually the next thing we notice, usually because there is no way around it. Sometimes it can be an obstacle for men... and sometimes its the greatest aphrodisiac and foreplay before we get you out of your clothes and pounce you like the hunters we are. Brain sex with women, though admittedly not quite as good as getting to tap that ass, is a close second.

As if those things where not enough, women go deeper and are more dynamic than I would dare to try to put into words. It is often this same cocktail of feminine qualities combined with how different we apes are, that make our relationships complicated.

However, today is Valentine's day and we apes are out doing our best to impress, trying to find the right gift and the right way to present it etc, so I thought I would create this thread where we can keep it simple and just say what it is we like about women such as... boobies, redheads, painted toe nails, how sexy she looks while making dinner with her apron on, boobies, the way she dances around the house with the radio on and it makes you wanna tear dat ass up, boobies...

or you could just wish one of the many fine ass ladies of HF a happy Valentine's Day.

 

valentine's day has turned completely sour over the many centuries.

It is now as commercialized as christmas, and people really don't know what it's about.

As it is my patron saint's day (I am Catholic and my middle name is Valentine), I'd like to say: Fuck Valentine's Day and everyone who celebrates it.

And why is your appreciation of your significant other compiled into one day anyways? If you can't think of any other reason to give your woman flowers, then you are one boring person.

 

^Hahaha, someone has a little pee pee.

 

There's a 1000 things to hate about women too lol.

Well after body, some women have great ones, I'd say their pretty faces and hair.

Lord knows I love a woman with great hair on her head.

And a cute nose.

 

You hit the nail on the head brother!

Mothman, you're a douche bag. The negative aspects of females heavily outweigh the good ones. FUCK VALENTINES DAY!
Now i gotta go :sifone:

 

Angry trolls mad that they can't get pussy. I however, am a douche bag that gets hot pussy constantly. Look at you bitches, waaah Valentines Day, waaah commercialism ruined everything, waah girls are mean. You think I don't realize that there is a dark side to females? I've been through everything a woman can throw at you and then some, life goes on.

What kind of effeminate bitch comes into a woman appreciation thread on Valentine's day and instead of saying something positive as the thread was intended, you piss and moan about women and make your little points about commercialism. Save that punk ass shit for political and religious threads and go regurgitate the same old shit there, while trying to sound smart. Then you can go fuck each other in your boy pussies.