^ < v

^ will never change his sig pic
> eats pet food (for fun not nourishment)
V drinks too much

 

^ has a very good sales pitch for selling urine...
< watches the DVD in the car more than the road..
V sniffs their sweaty socks for a recreational high:ack:..

 

^-bowls using coffee cans

<-does not smoke ANYTHING
V-needs to hear more cowbell.

 

↑
A lifelong hoarder of metallic-gold crayons.
← Still enjoys crawling under tables and drawing on people's shoes.
↓ Can't imagine how that "" could possibly have gotten on their left shoe today.

 

^ has made "Kilroy Was Here" his personal ringtone.......
< Is a Tommy Shaw impersonator..
v wishes he could meet Tommy Shaw..

 

^is wrong
<is currently chatting with his fiancee via yahoo messenger
v likes to sing Barry Manilow songs in the shower...

 

^ likes to sniff panties
< is hating her job..
V is a midget.

 

^is secretly lusting after the panty-sniffing midget above her
<doesn't mind but thinks it will never work out between them :tongue:
v has two left brains

 

^Believes that he's the mayor of Hobbiton.
<Was disappointed to learn that the faces on Mt. Rushmore don't talk if you put a quarter into a slot.
vThrows wet towels at strangers.

 

^..Hooooooooowls Whenever There Is A Full Moon....


<..Is Currently Trying To Instal A Dishwasher......But So Far Has Only Suceeded In Flooding The Kitchen..........(stop laughing...ain't funny)..

v..Hopefully Is A Plumber..


Cheers Glen.

 

^ needs a lifeboat
< nope an Electrician, and electricity and water dont go well together....
V has just dropped a hair dryer in the tub..... "ohh BUBBLES"....zerppszzzzzzzaptizzzpst.:stunned:

 

^..Provided No Assistance Whatever With My Excessive Moisture Issue...



<..Fixed The Problem Myself...(missing O' ring).........


V..Hopefully Is Not A Clueless Electrician..(perfect example shown above)...



Cheers Glen.

 

↑-Is a certified master mechanic and world class escape artist.
←-Enjoys flatbread sammiches.
↓-Has no intention of wiping their rear end again this year, and next year is not looking so good either.

 

^ lost money betting on POD racing..
< Has joined the Dark Side of the Force...
v wants to be my young apprentice..

 

^ Is actually my apprentice, but likes to pretend otherwise
< Can kick Darth Vader's ass and make turtle soup of Leonardo with one hand tied behind my back and the other hand rolling a joint...
v Is very gullible and believes all the crap we've all been posting so far

 

^ not as slick as he thinks
< as slick as sand
V slicker than jack lube

 

^ secretly wants to be harry potter.
< needs another mp3 player. fo real.
V doesn't know how to add.

 

^ is illegally downloading music.
< cant multiply either..
V uses animal feces for carpeting.

 

^is getting annoyed.
< is waiting for people to play with..lol
V is going to post something good and funny....

 

^you like cats
<is bored
v needs to post something quick