using God's name while orgasming

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by mariecstasy, Jun 4, 2004.

  1. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    is this a sin? and how many of you do it?
     
  2. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    I do but only because I have a narcistic personality.
     
  3. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    I do all the time..
    I dont know why either...you would think you would use the persons name that was giving you the orgasm..
     
  4. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

    I don't think it's in vain, because I'm pretty damn thankful... :) He shouldn't be insulted... you know, there's always that chance that God is Catholic, and he's watching you from the closet with his mistress and a couple 40s... :D
     
  5. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    I knowest that you kids aren't mean when you do it.

    IN FACT...

    Education time -

    Humans use my name all the time - for things that leave their body.

    They will scream God when;
    While cumming;
    After sneezing some say "God bless";
    When life leaves one's body, some will call to me;
    And sometimes, when doing a big shit, some will say "My God! What a big turd!"

    Humans also use the devils name - for things that enter the body.

    They say the devil made them do it when they put a knife in another human's body.
    When they eat too much they can be sick like "hell".
    They can also be "horny devils" when they want to put their dicks in chicks' slips. (try saying that five times very fast...)
     
  6. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    i truly and deeply believe that only when we reach orgasm to we have ay inkling of what heaven feels like, therefore it's the closest we ever get to god, and it makes sense to call out his name at that moment, in praise.
     
  7. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

    See! God is Catholic! Yaaay! I'm off the hook. :D
     
  8. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Woah there...

    Don't put words in God's mouth, young creation.

    Otherwise, you could wake up tomorrow morningeth with some nasty pimple right in the middle of your nose.
     
  9. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    i was just making sure that you had no objections mr. god. but then again, you and i have already procreated and when i get to the point of cumming, it is the divine moment with you that always resurfaces when i get to that climaxtic(however you spell it) moment
     
  10. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

    Do it and see what happens! I defy you!!! :eek:
     
  11. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Well, God is actually catholic.

    BUT...

    He's also Musselman, Boudhist, ect...

    God is every religion...

    Although I really wish I hadn'teth taken that subscription with these godamn Jehovah Witnessess... I really hate to have my doorbell ringing at 5 am on Sundays...
     
  12. Dustinthewind

    Dustinthewind woopdee fucking doo

    lol...the only time i ever remember yelling out God's---"God are you finished yet" lol...sorry my ex sucked
     
  13. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    If some of my exs sucked, they wouldn't be ex...
     
  14. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

    That's funny...I've felt like that before...when it's just going nowhere but he acts like he still has hope... :rolleyes:


    Bless their little hearts.
     
  15. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    oh sweet jesus, i have been in the situation where i was counting the lines on the ceiling before, i was so god aweful bored(that wasnt w/ john though, in case he reads this)
     
  16. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    John Paul II?
     
  17. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    no silly, he rocked my world. to the point we created earthquakes
     
  18. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    i always make sure i get my "cookie." sex is like pizza, even the bad stuff is still pretty damned good.
     
  19. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

    It's better to scream out God's name because if you get in the habit of screaming out the name of the one you are with, you could always slip up and scream out the name of the one you are thinking about instead.
     
  20. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

    I wonder if I've ever driven a girl to that sort of thing. I sure hope not.
     

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