useless information ...

That giant turd just stretched my hole

 

Netflix is quite good

 

I have so many new channels to watch on TV.

 

Useless info: 8 track tapes are cheap.





(Useful info: Always Sunny in Philadelphia is hilarious.)

 

Some acrors/actressess will always be known for a single role that they have played

 

How do spiders get in my bath?

 

1+0=1

 

No rain today.

 

A peanut butter and jelly sandwich can also be called a jelly and peanut butter sandwich.

 

Thanksgiving is tommorow

 

Caution Native Americans

 

Flamingos eat with their heads upside down.

 

My nose is the first thing to get cold.

 

Crash test dummies are really so, for they do not wear Crash helmets

 

I yawn when I am tired.

 

Winter is coming

 

So is Santa!

 

..... Unless he's under Lockdown

 

Imagine how much hand sanitizer that guy would need if he is allowed out!

 

The word bed, looks like one