useless information ...

It's a quarter to four in the morning here.
Goodnight all.

 

A little saying my Mother used: "when its brown its done, when its black its buggered up" !!!

 

A stitch in time saves nine.
A stitch in your pocket is crazy

 

A good screw always requires a good head

 

If the head is well and truly Screwed
It would be Better to bolt it than risk damaging the driver.

 

Only when one hasn't a screw, does one realise it's importance to a screw driver

 

When a screwdriver is needed, you always find several of the WRONG TYPE!

 

A lens cap on a camera is good protection, but should be removed when taking a photo

 

Actually, that is not so useless.
Especially to me, as I often forgot.
Then again, I suppose it's nearly useless, since hardly anyone uses cameras now.
Our phones are our cameras.

 

You can make a new bar of soap from your soap slivers.

 

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Your post was number 69 Angel.
This is my favourite number.
Best not ask why!

 

It's 4:40

 

I may have been innocent in my youth, brother, but I'm 67 now and know what 69 means.
I've done it myself from time to time
Love ya, brother!

 

It's 8'08 pm here

 

Today is the day you looked forward to yesterday

 

Well now that's just sad. I had such high hopes and aspirations for this day yesterday and everything went south.
What a thought.
Fish are believed to get insomnia.

 

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink.

 

Kenny Chesney (sp?):
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
Is your song. Farmall.
Welcome!
I missed your introduction post.

Nine out of ten marmalade cats are male.

 

The average American spends about 2.5 days a year looking for lost items.

 

Here's a world record NO ONE wants to beat:
The longest anyone has been constipated is 102 days!