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First job: Chris Martin, (Coldplay) was, as a Sign painter

 

The pig has the longest orgasm observed in mammals.
The domestic pig (Sus scrofa domesticus) has the longest orgasm of any known mammal, lasting an average of 30 minutes. However, pig orgasms can peak at 90 minutes in some cases. Talk about pure bliss.

 

Canadian group Nickleback took their name from the nickel in change that band member Mike Kroeger gave customers at his job at Starbucks;he would frequently say, "Here’s your nickel back.

 

Al Capone’s business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

 

A cuneiform tablet dated a century after the invention of writing was discovered and, on it, the author complained that the new invention was ruining their children, who no longer bothered to memorize everything. Technology can make you smarter or more stupid, and if it makes you more stupid, you are screwed, because they just keep inventing new technology.

 

According to research, fans of classical music and those who love heavy metal have shown to have similar personalities.

 

True story
Cometh the Power cut, the lack of Education is seen

 

My own research indicates education is making them stupid. Their own teachers don't know how to use a dictionary, and encourage them to argue over the definition of stupid in the name of common sense, when nobody has ever documented the existence of common sense anywhere in the world. They are lying to themselves, as their population implodes faster than any other on the planet, and insisting that lies, anger, and hatred represent survival of the fittest.

 

I am at a loss with the 'non-homework' that my Grandchildren are getting - especially as my eldest is due to go to the 'big school' in September - Preparation is key and if School are reluctant to Positively drive - then looks like it'll be down to me to ...

 

Forty years of extensive studies concluded that the amount of working memory they have is still the only reliable measure of their career potential, suggesting the original cuneiform tablet was correct and the invention of writing is the problem. Essentially, society encourages them to organize like chickens and argue over the definition of stupid, because it makes it easier for the wealthy and powerful to do whatever they want. Using Aristotelian logic, the west was the first to perfect organizing people like brainless chickens, resulting in the current rapid pace of technology. Unfortunately, the workaholic populations of Japan and the white US and EU have been imploding for over half a century and are about to become minorities, because their own technology is making it progressively more difficult to sustain all the lies. They are literally making themselves more brainless in every way imaginable, attempting to deny the reality that they are encouraging each other to argue over the definition of stupid.

Linguistic analysis is the future, because academia is killing their own students, and my work must be done in the public domain, because academia cannot be trusted to enforce their own standards, and have the lowest reproductive rates of all.

 

I just like to employ the KISS (Keep It Succinctly Simple) principle

 

Its networking systems logic, or bullshit logic, that can treat its own logic like a variable, with no intrinsic meaning or value. Quite by accident, I discovered that children's potty mouth nursery rhymes describe the analog logic of nature, which resembles a multifractal equation. Its a singularity, and means the earth or Gaia controls our immune system and reproductive systems, ensuring that the good guys win more often according to Monty Carlo statistics and quantum mechanics. Your immune system itself will make you more stupid, if you lie all the time, and our cultures encourage everybody to lie to each other and are automating the process, killing themselves. We need the mathematics, linguistics, and physics that can change everything, and the computers are already approaching the singularity, with the latest machine learning proving capable of predicting the orbits of the planets, without knowing any laws of physics. Trust me, mastering Three Stooges slapstick on global scales and involving your immune and reproductive systems gets complicated, however, some of it is already as predictable as Newtonian mechanics.

 

Good to see you're keeping the theme of the thread going

 

Stupid is good, some of my best friends are thick as a brick, and cheap too!

 

Bless those, who,... Live in Bliss

 

Im listening to a record

 

First job for; Tim Burgess, (The Charlatans) was, as a Cycle messenger for a factory in Northwich

 

I might drink wine tomorrow