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It's easy to peel a tomato if you dip it into boiling water

 

Physics papers have been written on how pizza stays hot longer than other foods, and future pizza delivery can easily guarantee a hot pizza.

 

French kissing was originally known as maraichanage, named for the deep tongue kiss practiced by the maraichans, early inhabitants of Brittany, France.
The term can be traced to at least the 1920s.

 

The Japanese movie "Tampopo" was an international success, but contained one scene that was considered obscene by Japanese audiences. Two actors French kissed, while passing a raw egg yoke between them. Food is very important to some people.

 

On the subject, Japanese men consider the nape of a woman's neck extremely sexy.

 

Japanese men also prefer porn stars that look like they are 14 years old. Don't be fooled by all the politeness.

 

OMG!
And they like very small feet on any female.

 

Chinese men like small feet also, and past generations of Chinese women had their feet bound from childhood to keep them small.
Unfortunately, this deformed the feet, which accounts for the mincing steps they took.
Only lower class women, farmer's families and servants, enjoyed walking in comfort.

 

They sold their souls for money long ago, when they were merely fishermen and pirates, and their population has been imploding faster than any other on the planet, along with the white US and EU, since the invention of birth control. Within twenty years, everything will change.

 

TRUMP SAYS---

 

That just says it all, brother.

 

I just farted....

 

Most of the foods found in Chinese restaurants in the Western world aren't the sort of things eaten in China.

 

lb means pound.

 

So does #

 

So does means also.

 

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

 

What rhymes with orange. No it doesn't.

 

* Somali pirates have such a hatred for Western culture that the British Navy uses music from Britney Spears to scare them off.

 

It'd work on me!
Nothing rhymes with purple, either.